Jerry Park

Please, call me Jerr

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

It’s a bad day to be a beer! 😉🍺

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

@BellegardeSZN The summer of the century

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@MrBeast Zero

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Is this thing on?

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

5inch floppy dics

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

5inch floppy disc

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Oh, the pinky. The only finger that fits.

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

It’s not gay if I keep my bra on

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

I used to think rehab was real 🤣

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

The things I would do to Pandora’s box

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

The things I would do

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Been busy extracting the essential oils from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle and putting them into a flavour pod for my AirUp water bottle

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Alexa play feminism podcast

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Marinade yourself. You never know when you’re going to die in a house fire.

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Is that an open bag of prawn cocktail crisps in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Auschwitz to me is like alcohol to an Irishman

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Speed bumps on the M25 please @MayorofLondon

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Wonder what it would be like to be a goldfish in a pint

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Just caught wind of that fart

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Shake what ya mama gave ya

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

I didn’t have you pegged as a dominatrix

[Jerry Park @theycallmejerr]

Trying to learn sign language but I just can’t seem to get the accent right