theycallmenas

Arizona🌵👉🏽🌴Florida.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

My dad asked me “Nasim, where does all your money go?”
I say to him “wedding shoes, therapy and laser hair removal…”

I’d say those are pretty reasonable expenses, if you ask me🤷🏽‍♀️

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

Im convinced that high fashion is just a large majority of the human population getting together and asking “how stupid can we make ourselves look and how expensive can we make it?” #paris2023 #fashion #ParisFashionWeek #highfashion

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

First of all, if you bullied girls back in the day for having a Uni-brow or bushy eyebrows, you shouldn’t be allowed to get eyebrow tinting/laminating. Ever.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

Hot coffee and wine. An elite combo. You’re welcome.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

I’m crying AND I JUST GOT MY LASHES DONE. WHY.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

Honestly, I thought I was doing something good for my body by running… now I have runners knee and I can’t even take walks without it bothering me…🥲

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

@elonmusk while you’re thinking about buying Coca-Cola, can I have like $1 mil 😂😅 that’s all I need I swear

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

I have come to terms that my body dysmorphia issues stem directly from my family. & I can’t seem to escape it. My dad FaceTimed my cousin today and the first thing he tells me is that my face hasn’t gotten fat… so…

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

Since men want to say “some women aren’t hot enough to act that crazy” how about you ask yourself, or around, if you’re even considered a 5 on a good day to be rating women, you fucking Neanderthal.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

@pbpost Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[The Palm Beach Post @pbpost]

Surgeon General Joseph #Ladapo has announced that #Florida will be the first state in the nation to officially recommend against the #COVID19 #vaccine for healthy children. https://t.co/vO9HomQC6X

[The Palm Beaches @PalmBeachesFL]

Do you know where this secret spot is? Country Club Road in Palm Beach cuts through a narrow, canyon-like stretch of coral rock that has been the source of mysterious legends for generations 😯
#ThePalmBeaches

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[PBSO @PBCountySheriff]

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[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

Please don’t move from NY or CA or any other place down to FL, raise our rent prices and then yell at us on the elevator on why we aren’t wearing a mask… If you don’t like it, you’re in the wrong state. Leave. K thanks.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

My parents decided to create me. So I grew up, have adult responsible and have to pay bills, everything is expensive. And they don’t even like each other anymore… THE AUDACITY.

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

BRB I’m gonna go hang out in the metaverse now. See you never ✌🏽

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

So since we moved to FL back in 2019, rent for a 1BR 780 sq ft apartment has increased by 127%…

I didn’t see my salary increase by 127% so like WTF GUYS 🥲😫😭

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

@gpaula1022 🥺thanks girl. I’ve told myself I’ve needed to

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

When I was 16, my mom would tell me I look anorexic… & now, at 28 she tells me that I should “maintain my current weight & be careful not to get fat”

& you wonder where I get my self esteem issues from 🙄

[theycallmenas @theycallmenas1]

It’s kinda rude and fake af that all I ask is for 2 million dollars and life can’t just give that to me… it’s not like I’m asking for much.