“The Royal We”

[CitySide @CitehSide]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, FUCK YOU @ManCity

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Well his name was Folarin Balogun, that’s a mouthful isn’t it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said ‘FIFA you better give us our guy back’ and they did. And they did it so fast it’d make your head spin. But it turns out he’s an anchor baby so we’re gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.”

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

Can't lie the avengers music goes hard

[Sidelines - USMNT 🇺🇸 @SSN_USMNT]

WE ARE BACK. LETS GO WIN THIS GROUP

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

We do things a little different ‘round here

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Congrats to Iran's new leader, Ayatomarco Kharubio.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Canada trying to avenge this loss in the World Baseball Classic in a few weeks:

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

BREAKING: Bibleman named in latest drop of #Epsteinfiles

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

Ahh yes. We should impose a national religion and persecute those who don’t worship the same as us. Lucky for you the first amendment applies to your pea brain ideas

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

@DagoSupremacy Lot of incels and inbreds in the chat disagreeing with this

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

I could have sworn there was a precedent for German action against the Jewish state…

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

*smacks mosquito on my arm*
“He died doing what he loved.”

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

@TheMaineWonk @grok Fact check this

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

Whoever said the US doesn’t have the technology to build hypersonic missiles hasn’t seen me use my 60° wedge 30’ from the pin ⛳️

[Robert B. Oakman @Robert1Oakman]

Yeah, Miller Lite please

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

Yeah Jesus drank but he didn’t throw up in the bushes at Chilli’s

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

Hol'up
Grab dewalt
Shake it like you gonna make your ass fall off

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

The Thin Green Line

[“The Royal We” @thezachabides]

Can someone tell my why Mounted Police are a good use of tax dollars when @limebike scooters exist?