Zac Taylor

Spectacular Vernacular.

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

Installing a puppet leader in other countries is all fun and games until it happens to you.

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@dmdavidblog Bold of them to think that players will read the PHB.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

"why didn't Sauron put one orc guard at the entrance to Mount Doom" because he could not comprehend someone destroying the ring instead of using it, you dumb asshole. you media-illiterate ass brain. why would you post that. I'm sending this to your boss. im getting you fired

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@geoffkeighley More muppets. Actually - exclusively muppets.

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@Chaser2420 I was, in fact, a grimm goose.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

[INACTIVE - workingclassicists.bsky.social @WorkClassicists]

Pokemon as ancient historical artifacts: a thread

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(Each post will also have a link to more info about the artifact so this counts as studying rt to save a life)

[frinfer neepers 🆗✖️ @frinferneepers]

It'sso fucked the ancient world didn't have 0. if you went to buy an apple and the guy ran out and you were like "How many apples do you have left " he'd be like. "dunno. can't say". "not one anymore thats for sure"

[Kelly McLaughlin @KaiInRealLife]

I’ve mentioned it a few times now here. So it’s time to share my essay on why Cabin in the woods is a much smarter movie than people think. Spoilers ahead. If you haven’t seen this film… and don’t know its twists, watch it first.🧵 🪡

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

I can’t believe they found an entire orchestra of trans siberians.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

STOP WITH HUMAN HOSTS !!!

LET THE MUPPETS HOST THE OSCARS !!!

WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS !!!

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

No this is good. Things like this are good.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

netflix has a lot to answer for because in an actual D&D game I will say the name Vecna and someone will go "oh just like in stranger things" and I'll internally sigh, not wanting to punish enthusiasm, and say "yea, exactly, except almost entirely unlike that"

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@TheActMan_YT Agreed. My enjoyment of the game tripled once I stopped exploring and just did quests.

[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@Wyeth_was_here I’m living vicariously through you.

We were going to go, but we got T-Swift tickets instead 😂

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Ridley Scott’s swords-and-sandals classic GLADIATOR was released 23 years ago today. An enormous production full of star names, the making of story is as epic as the film itself.

A THREAD

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[Zac Taylor @thezactaylor]

@TheRealZantonny @DnD_Shorts Agreed. If anything, this feels too much like 5E.

Why would I pay $100 for more of the same?