The Zaffle

Washed up musician. History Buff. Personality of Bilbo Baggins.

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@LeadingReport Easy to do when you’re financing the war effort.

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@JustBarryDean7 @madrid_mike (Your next president)

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@FoxNews Shut up. We’re watching the Euros fall in love with America.

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I don’t give a shit about soccer, but if the US plays England on July 4th…on our 250th anniversary….I will have no words.

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@DarrigoMelanie Not a dime of tax payer money was spent here

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@MikeNellis Private event paid for privately. Cry harder.

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@_sn_n @Runningvee33 If you can’t afford groceries, that’s because of your own poor decisions.

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Watching all of these Euros discover and love America...I haven't felt this patriotic since late 2001.

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@BBCWorld They were chanting USA USA USA. He's going to sue you again.

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@brianeskow At this point, anybody who doesn’t know that California elections are rigged has the IQ of vomit.

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@JustBarryDean7 @maddenifico California elections ARE rigged and if you can't see that then I could easily convince you that 2+2=5 Winston.

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@didem5654 Double plus 2

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@alx But we can elect a president in 8 hours….

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@jacksonhinkle How many people did Mao kill?

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@Polymarket When it’s as easy as it is for a Tennessee resident to fly to LA and vote three times for Spencer Pratt, I say thank you!

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@LeadingReport Why

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@Karasha68 @RevRayCistman Spent all my money getting here, now I'm homeless.

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@Karasha68 @RevRayCistman I'm unhoused and living on the streets. How dare you discriminate against me.

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@aroog1278 You have to show an ID to buy any kind of weapon, again, proving that the left knows nothing about anything.

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@sola_chad That is not what it says, it's not super far-off, but you shouldn't misquote it like this.