Sarcastic Nerd

Not here to please Cats but i am actually good at it.

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

Me - But mom what if i get kidnapped?

Mom - Trust me, they`d bring you back.

#MyMotherAlwaysToldMe

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

@TheZakirs . . . .

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

and what when women calls men dogs https://t.co/msS4DXi6AS

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

Today in paint hour.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

Oh boy. We are fucked up humans.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

You do not need therapy. You need a Twitter account.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

We're both poets. I don't think we can have conversations with words though. I think our conversations lie in the silences we'll share.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

All of you
broken people.
Our pieces get mixed.
So when we're glued back.
I have a little of you.
And you have a little of me.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

I grew out the "I don't text first" phase coz if I want someone around, it's important to remind them of my existence instead of my pride.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

How lonely does it feel standing in a crowd of friends? Alot.
How alone are you sitting at the window staring at nothingness? Not alone.

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

When you're sharing a blanket with him/her, and they're hogging it all,
You say "Chadarchod"

[JD @MayWayfarer21]

Did you tell her?
did you tell her that you loved her even when she did not love herself?

[the_geeky_cauldron @MayuriJadhav441]

People who look like a completely different person in every other picture they click, are the reason I have trust issues.

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

I live in a country where people want a girlfriend who party hard and simultaneously a sober wife.

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

Money can Talk,
But it always utter just one word "Goodbye"

[Adi @snee0810]

Good part of not giving a fuck is you'll die an emotional virgin.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[at the eye doctor]

Me: Do you understand what we're getting you tested for?

5-year-old: Superpowers.

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

daaamnnnn.....but ok 😂😂 https://t.co/TOYL4wR4gJ

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@TheZakirs thanks Bhai but don't masturbate

[Sarcastic Nerd @TheZakirs]

@TheZakirs . . . .