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Happiness is a choice ツ

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I am convinced that the DMV has an internal rule to reject at least one documentation.

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2 yr old thinks the wrinkles on my forehead is a boo-boo 🥹

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Wait so that plus watching her old interviews had me dying… but in recent interviews, she’s way less awkward and funny.

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Emily the Criminal (then White Lotus) sold me on Aubrey Plaza. I’m now obsessed with her.

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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance switching from Geico.

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The cashiers at Trader Joe’s are the sweetest. Their response to “Have a good one,” is “You have a better one!”

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I feel like you should be required to retake a driving test or “sound mind” test when you hit a certain age. Some elderly are seriously not safe on the road.

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@shannontlassen The honeymoon trimester!

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@cx3yu Happy birthday! I was thinking of you today!

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I’m a little worried about how much I rely on face recognition to log me into my financial and other important apps. Like what the heck is my password these days?

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@shannontlassen That sounds very ideal tbh

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And this guy… after all that he went through, says, I’ll take the jokes and the humiliation.. for that one person that needs me (to be an inspiration). What a cool dude.

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Just learned of the Manti Te’o story where Ronaiah Tuiasosopo basically played victim.. instead, a real life villain. Wow. #UntoldNetflix

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Succession.

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@cx3yu The poor babies, animals, and the parents!

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Fireworks are so annoying.

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Glad we spent ~$150 to get our Covid tests abroad to enter the US only to have no one ask us for them and for US to cancel the requirement shortly after.. just my luck.

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@cx3yu I’m just wondering if you ever took your dog out 🙂

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@joey_higginsCPA Unknown. They left the counter saying they’re going to think about it. What would you have done?

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Just ran into a family of 7 that missed their Spirit flight to Disney so the parents were asking United for a flight to find out it’s $1,200/each. The cool collected demeanor of those parents given the situation…. #ParentGoals

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Dang I really thought today was Wednesday.