Zeke (he/him)

Grad Student 📚 Swimmer 🏊 Coach ⏱ Biologist 🔬 UMD Alum 💎

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

I'm starting a thread about the ridiculous and often incredibly unsafe shit people pull at the YMCA. Time to share the joys of public pools:

[Lindsay Rand @LRand11]

Half marathon with the roomie (@thezekestlink). Probably the biggest physical feat since I won the Buffalo Wild Wing Blazing challenge. 🔥 💯 #onwardsandupwards

[Daniel Escobar-Camacho @DanidoEsCa]

1/4 Fresh off the press - Visual pigment evolution of #tetras & co! (#Characiformes). The evolution of spectral tuning in these fish is very interesting, and the different ways in which they tune their visual sensitivities. @KarenCarleton4 @MicManta https://t.co/NfjyeiTBL0

[Fabio Cortesi @FCortesi]

Big shoutout and welcome to Twitter @KarenCarleton4 Karen is one of the greatest researchers out there, a pioneer of visual ecology n a great mentor! I suggest following her for some cool #cichlid #vision science 🧬 #WomenInSTEM #colsci #teamfish

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

To whoever ate popcorn in the men’s locker room shower and left kernels all over... I can’t possibly guess what kind of darkness has taken you, but I’m deeply afraid of that level of tomfoolery.

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

AN ODE:
O abandoned jeans
Lying on the weight room floor
Whose pants could you be?

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

Last week there was a man doing burpees in the weight room and purposefully hitting the ceiling to show off. After about 20 burpees, a chunk of the ceiling tile broke off and showered down over him.

[Daniel Escobar-Camacho @DanidoEsCa]

Hiiii! Check out our new article about how the visual system of an introduced #cichlid #fish (Cichla monoculus) adapts to a changing light environment in the Panama Canal! :) You can view it at: https://t.co/YMRlO3J0GJ
#visualecology #fishvision

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

@toxic__diva She’s sickening!

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

@BCC_McDonald It was a lot of fun! Thanks for having me. 🐞🐜🦟🦗

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

@JPershing13 Miss you too! 😘

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

Doing data entry in my current lab rotation, and I stop once every hour or so to screech gently and stretch. The last time I did it, a pair of very concerned undergrads came in to make I wasn’t “being consumed by an angry goat...” Cool.

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

@JPershing13 Too many years sitting too close to me in high school 😂

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

@e_shock15 I can tell 😂

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

I'm starting a thread about the ridiculous and often incredibly unsafe shit people pull at the YMCA. Time to share the joys of public pools:

[Zeke (he/him) @thezekestlink]

What the Cthulhu I just found out I have the same birthday as H.P. Lovecraft 😱 May the Elder Gods have mercy on my mortal mind. #HappyBirthdayLovecraft

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

my chupacabra don't
my chupacabra don't
my chupacabra don't want none unless you got goats, hon

[elliot @elliothetherton]

do not crank that soulja boy gentle into that good night; crank, crank against the dying of the light