#teamaustin💚

We can start and finish wars, We're what killed the dinosaurs, We're the asteroid that's overdue.

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

Here’s a Logan thread since i talk about him 24/7

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

We welcome our second baby💜
Sweet Violet

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

He’s coming to pick up my sister and i since my car has a flat. 💖💖

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

🥹

[Maruf @MKH2K9]

@parisrae13 Literally - none of her music is FOR kids, how is it her fault these grown ass people can't find a babysitter 😂

[Texas DPS @TxDPS]

It's #NationalSeatBeltDay, and DPS wants to remind everyone to buckle up. We know seat belts save lives, and it's the law.

Buckle up, Texas!

[Hag @futurehagg]

@lllliatttt More importantly, why is a 25 year old supposed to cater to children. You better take your kid to see the wiggles or some shit.

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

Just read up on how #BabyPeek sequences DNA to predict baby traits, and I'm fascinated! This is like having a crystal ball into my baby's future. 🎱🔮 #ScienceIsCool #BabyPeektest

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

“How to deal with body dysmorphia during pregnancy: ✨seek therapy✨
Also, here’s a list of “essential” baby items!”

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

i always forget this episode ends with hotch getting stabbed and almost dying

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Where are we on making this illegal?

[fazoomjr @FazoomJr]

People complaining that rdj has two mcu roles

LIKE THIS GUY DOESNT

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Amazing Video @amazingvideo01]

@Dexerto Duke Dennis speak on the Sketch situation

“Y’all dragging it… Mfs change… Whatever his sexual preference is, that don’t take away the fact he’s a great fkin guy… If you stop being his friend cos of that, you weird”

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

my toxic trait is trying to save money and then wanting to buy every single halloween shirt that pops on my fyp

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

“throw rocks at francesca’s window!”
“no.”

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

watching bridgeton while Hogwarts Legacy downloads 🥰🖤

[Lalo 🇲🇽 @clonehumor]

We're not talking enough about how two leads of two of the biggest shows this month are Rue from The Hunger Games and the guy that impaled her with a spear

[emily GOT PETER ☆ the scrapbook girl @emilysofoz]

maybe I'm in the minority here but I would not be mad about receiving this. Thanks for the heads up, I'll choose a colour not on here.

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

i want a spicy tuna roll so damn bad and i also want to puke my guts up🥲

✨im over it✨

[#teamaustin💚 @thezoewilson]

why the fuck do i want tator tots rn