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3x • #WeTheNorth • @TorontoFC • priv @shastpriv • Souza Hive and Spence Hive

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

Male humour be like: Misogyny

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

*Names of footballers starting with K*

My girlfriend: “Kaka”

Me: “Kantona”

Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”

I caught that bastard

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

Male humour be like: Rape

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

We've been hearing the same shit for the past week

[Krrish @KrrishFT]

🚨 | HUGE BREAKING : SAVINHO 🇧🇷

Tottenham Hotspur are now in advanced talks to sign Savinho from Manchester City, deal advanced stages now! 🇧🇷🚨⚪️#THFC

Spurs have a TOTAL AGREEMENT with Savinho and his agents over a FIVE-YEAR contract until June 2031, with salary worth around £8.2m per season, including bonuses! ✅️🚨

Negotiations between Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur are progressing well, with negotiations on-going right now over a package worth around £42.5m. 🚨💰

All parties are working towards a complete agreement in the next days, total confidence in Spurs to get Savinho, hopefully before the start of the world cup. 🇧🇷⏳️⚪️

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@LaAperia Why the hell has this banged

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

I lowkey might be cooked for my exams this semester

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@KrogPriv Less than 100k is niche imo

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

Fairs they're gonna finish 5th in the prem next season

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Berdyn @berdyn]

I’d rather see this recession get 10x worse than making Canada the 51st state.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👀🔗 Xavi Simons on Instagram.

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@Blanch_COYS2 @doggart123 @TheOnlyRobmdk Enjoy getting replaced by immigrants

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

Holy shit

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Ibrahima Konaté is a member of our Spanish Diamond League!

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@Blanch_COYS2 @TheOnlyRobmdk Shut up cunt

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@lnvertthekeepr Forgot to buy replies

[Drix @drixprods]

I’m sure the Canadian national team is real

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

LegacyAnt gotta be the worst account on this app bro

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@JM10priv playing on a board is tuff as hell

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@JM10priv Whats your elo

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@jessewassup This video bro😭😭

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@ranzafc Happy birthday g

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

@46amisha wow

[𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙩 @thfc_FatCat]

Not true, I'm nobody's crush

[Nami₊˚⊹ ᰔ @psyuttik]

fun fact:

you’re somebody’s crush.