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[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Need to watch if Ryan Mason drinks water tonight

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Today, I am on a water fast.

Yesterday, I ate 14 chicken wings from Dominos, alongside a large pizza.

I only order takeaway for matches that I think will be entertaining, otherwise I cook all my own meals.

Unfortunately, the game was fuelled by corruption, and I couldn’t enjoy my cheat day. The amount of calories, grease, carbs, were for NOTHING.

I was also planning on ordering another takeaway today for Tottenham vs. AZ, but due to what happened yesterday, I cannot.

What if the same happens again? Two cheat days in a row for nothing?

So out of anger, I am starving myself today. Water only.

Why am I saying this? I want to ask people about a water fast, and ask about the downsides.

Will I be able to concentrate? Will I struggle to tactically analyse the game tonight? Should I eat something I cook myself? I have some lamb in the freezer, perhaps some Lamb Shawarma from scratch?

Or is a water fast reasonable? Maybe a light snack, nuts?

I am not going to go to the gym today, or engage in strenuous physical activity.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Cristiano Ronaldo has just become the OLDEST player EVER to have a shit at a world cup

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has just become the OLDEST player EVER to feature at a World Cup knockout game.

41 years, 147 days. Legendary. 🎞️

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

this is the worse day of my chud life

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Brighton agree deal to sign Luka Vušković from Tottenham, here we go! 💣

£46m fixed fee plus sell-on clause to bring the potential package over £50m. Massive signing for #BHAFC after personal terms also agreed.

💣 Spurs ready to go ALL IN for Sandro Tonali.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

if we wasn’t scouse he’d be playing in the championship

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️🔵 Inter verbal proposal for Curtis Jones: €25m package, instantly rejected by Liverpool.

#LFC value Jones at higher price and deal not progressing at current conditions.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

we’re losing him

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ More on exclusive story about new bid from Brighton to Spurs for Luka Vuskovic.

Proposal worth £42m plus £3m add-ons, as revealed — also understand Vušković keen on the deal to find more space and play regularly.

#BHAFC and #THFC remain locked in negotiations.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

@Wasmarita8vfw bahhhhh she’s mid asf allow the hate watch

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Inducted for rhyming Car with Bar..

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift is officially the youngest woman in history to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

@Wasmarita8vfw

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

pokemon center is perfect order tins only (everyone leave the queue)

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Randy Newman would have done better.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift has released her new song, “I Knew It, I Knew You,” from the ‘Toy Story 5’ soundtrack.

Stream: https://t.co/Vltnw0FNRV

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Should have been Randy Newman.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

assaulting a police officer?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

On your head, Martin 😅

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

get fucked

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Taylor Swift is officially involved with ‘TOY STORY 5’.

An announcement about the collab is coming in a few hours.

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

..dear Arsenal fans😢,

Do NOT let those ragebait posts get to you 🥺. The people making fun of arsenal support mediocre clubs 🤪

stfuuuuuu

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Dear Arsenal fans,

Do not let the ragebait posts on social media get to you. The people making fun of Arsenal support mediocre clubs. They get their happiness from trying to make you feel miserable. Don’t give them that satisfaction. We are the premier league Champions.

COYG

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Arsenal players heartbroken cause they know they don’t have the money to pay for the same treatment next season

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

replace Eze for Gallagher in the england squad NOW

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Updated the banner 🫡

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

LET IT ALLLL WORKOUTTTTT

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

@FabrizioRomano good :)

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

@MrBlackFootball ange was right, season 3 is always better than season 2

[Janker @THFC_Janker]

Good.

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Heartbroken.