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Long-suffering Tottenham fan and avid Franco Colapinto follower

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Actually insane 😭😭😭

[FA Cup Factfile @FACupFactfile]

I've watched every World Cup game so far.

It's not staying up all night that's most challenging.

N0, it's lack of consistency in KO times that kills!

Sat 8.0, 11.0, 2.0, 5.0
Sun 6.0, 9.0, 12.0, 3.0
Mon 5.0, 8.0, 11.0, 2.0

How hard was it to have had same pattern every night?

[Billie @Billie_T]

The PSR cartel shouts are so misguided. We had to suffer decades of our club doing nonsense like selling Berbatov & replacing with Fraser Campbell. We sold Bale, Modric, Kane, Son & replaced them with fuck all. We are the only prem club in history to go through a summer transfer window with no signings. We earnt this

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

Savinho remains a strong possibility for #Tottenham, with conversations still ongoing between Spurs and City.

Savinho sees the project as even more ambitious now De Zerbi has joined the club.

Calma. 🧘

[@FabrizioRomano] 🥇

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Jan Paul van Hecke. Deal for 26yo #Netherlands int’l worth £52m fixed, no add-ons. Luka Vuskovic situation separate; 2nd #BHAFC offer worth £35m rejected by #THFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/1D4yy6dJp3

[Name cannot be blank. @TheOnlyRobmdk]

Yes Spurs have finished 17th twice.
But they've also been in Europe 17 out of 20 seasons.
During Spurs worst period, Aston Villa have only matched them.
Newcastle can't even touch them.

Spurs have a bigger fan base, bigger pull and bigger finances.

Facts.

[⚪️ @owenthfc__]

The replacement being Chalobah is more of a joke than the actual injury itself. If the initial squad selection wasn't obvious enough, he's sabotaging us

[Jim OhSoSpurs @JimOhSoSpurs]

Should 24 years of sacrifice, a billion pounds in infrastructure investment, careful financial planning along with 17 of those years finishing in European spots count less than the last 2 league finishes?

[ali .⋆˚ @dreamgirleviil]

being a young person in the uk is literally just slowly coming to the realisation that the government hates you and everyone over 60 hates you and every single system is working against you and everything from rent to healthcare is getting dramatically worse and and and and

[Leonel 🇦🇷 @FormuColapinto]

El robo es inexplicable, pero ya esta. La FIA y Alpine no van a hacer nada. Tenemos que seguir contentos por el buen rendimiento de Franco que si no fuera por todo lo extra que paso era un claro P7. Buen manejo, sin errores, con una largada pasando a 4 autos.

Siga asi Franco 🇦🇷

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Funny, I don't remember this Labour government standing on a manifesto of crippling taxes and rampant censorship.

[mari @fcmareee]

funny how a certain lot were telling us how these “random” games would be boring, whole time these are the most entertaining thus far

[Ferbuson @fedeposik]

Me acabo de enterar que en la última fecha va a haber 8 PARTIDOS POR DÍA

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

What an OUTRAGEOUS signing this would be

A real statement of ambition

BRING. 🇮🇹

[𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖗 @ShadowchaserFox]

Wait, so the MPs largely voted against it and yet its still being implemented?

The fuck is the point in voting at this point

[Blues Badger @badgers_back]

I have put restrictions on my kids phones so they can’t use them before 7am or after 8pm except to make calls/send texts.

They can’t download apps without me approving and they’re not allowed:

WhatsApp
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
X

It’s called parenting, some should try it.

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

*El Mundial ya no da la misma emoción que antes*

Yo viendo al portero de Cabo Verde que tiene 40 años y está dando el partido de su vida contra España:

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[SylviusⒶⓋ 🍉🌻 @BodyWoOrgans]

i don't even care if you think this is right or wrong, this is political suicide