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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣

New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week.

All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

If you have pronouns in your bio, you are fucking retarded.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Who SUPPORTS and STANDS with Tommy Robinson? 🙋‍♂️🙏❤️👏✊ 🇬🇧

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham have entered the race to sign Sandro Tonali! 💣🇮🇹

De Zerbi wants Tonali as new star for the midfield, ideal to step up #THFC level.

Spurs ready to face Man City and Arsenal in the race for Tonali for new ambitious project to prove their intentions.

[Chicken on a Ball FC @thfcforme]

@johnnymaga

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨☎️ The moment when Marcos Senesi got a call from Lionel Scaloni.

What a video.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

🚨 NEWS 🚨

STARMER

ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE HATES YOU !!!

YOU ARE A PATHETIC, USELESS, MUSLIM, MIGRANT LOVING CUNT WHO HATES THE UK WHITE PEOPLE

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU , YOU WEAK, PATHETIC CUNT

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

It's absolutely CRAZY!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Tottenham have completed their double free agent signings as planned since April.

After Andy Robertson, Marcos Senesi joins on a four year deal until June 2030 — never in doubt, no chance for hijacks as Marcos said yes to Spurs weeks ago.

Medical done today. #THFC 🔐

[Krrish @KrrishFT]

🚨 | BREAKING : JAN PAUL VAN HECKE 🇳🇱

Tottenham Hotspur reach total agreement with Jan Paul Van Hecke and his camp over personal terms, say sources! 🇳🇱🚨⚪️#THFC

Total verbal agreement in-place between Spurs and Van Hecke's camp over a FIVE-YEAR contract until June 2031, with salary worth around £5.5m per season including bonuses. 💣💥

Tottenham Hotspur will make a push for Jan Paul Van Hecke again, after first bid rejected. New proposal being worked out, expected to around £45m. 🚨💰

Work also happening behind the scenes for Savinho to join Tottenham. Talks are advanced, meeting scheduled in next days to push to complete the deal. 💣🇧🇷

Tottenham Hotspur want to complete both Jan Paul Van Hecke and Savinho deals next week. Nothing imminent, but total confidence in both deals. ⚪️🤝🏻

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Why does it have a nasty ass clump of hair on it? Why does everything related to indians always have to be disgusting?

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Sikhs be like: "Ceremonial knife, mate."

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Looool https://t.co/LIRa0P45rZ

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"The last manager wasn't having me and the fans didn't think I was any good" 🗣️

Conor Gallagher on re-building his confidence during his time as a Spurs player amid their difficult season ⚪️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Roberto De Zerbi: “We have no time to go on holiday. We have to learn from our mistakes we have done this season”.

“I don’t wanna hear: Now we are happy because we stay up and we forget the past… No, no. Stupid people forget the past!”.

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

We've missed you too, @WestHamUtd fans.

👋

[👑Beno10 @Beno10_MFC]

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity
Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

[Chicken on a Ball FC @thfcforme]

@Beno10_MFC Top right of 0 actually

[Chicken on a Ball FC @thfcforme]

@Beno10_MFC 963 by moving top left of 0 to the middle and bottom left of 2 to the bottom right

[Chicken on a Ball FC @thfcforme]

@xboxuk 😃