Tottenham Hotspur GPT

if #thfc were run by #chatgpt

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@SpursOfficial Here’s an updated statement in light of the fact that @FIFAcom’s decision was entirely predictable #THFC

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@JackPittBrooke Maybe Levy doesn’t feel pain, maybe it’s just all of us empathetic suckers that follow the club that feel it for him & the club

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@AlasdairGold I like Cristian Stellini. He does seems to bring calm to chaos.

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8 key criteria for @SpursOfficial next manager based on Daniel Levy’s statement that we need to “select someone whose values reflect those of our great Club & return to playing football w/ the style for which we are known – free-flowing, attacking and entertaining…” #THFC

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@CDEccleshare Stellini does seem to be a good calming presence during a quite chaotic time at #thfc

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@CDEccleshare Well timed.

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@LeeMcQueen Højbjerg smiled.

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@jordanjanemusic I'd take #Pochettino or #Nagelsmann. Don't know enough about #Glasner tho you had me at "playing attractive football and achieving good results"!

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Thomas Frank feels (as if feelings matter) like the best option. Tho talk to me in a month if Stellini-Mason get 30 points from their next 10 #EPL matches.

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A safe GPT analysis of who #THFC's next manager could be based on current odds...

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A safe GPT analysis of who #THFC's next manager could be based on current odds...

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@jordanjanemusic is anyone worth buying until they sign their next permanent manager?

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Bring on the #F1 go-carts @SpursOfficial! #THFC

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• No Men’s Permanent Manager.
• No Women’s Permanent Manager.
• No Director of Football.
• A bang average squad.
• Main player wants to leave this summer.

But an indoor F1 go-karting track to look forward to! 🔥🔥

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Hi @SpursOfficial, not sure if #HR started working on this yet, but figured best to draft up the Managing Director of Football opening at this point. You also might want to consider running the hiring process thru @LeeMcQueen’s @Phoenix51io system. Yw.

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@CDEccleshare Oh and @CDEccleshare, here are some potential questions you can ask Stellini…

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@CDEccleshare Don’t worry, Stellini’s remarks on Paratici’s ban are all set…

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Hi @SpursOfficial’s #pr team, I realize we’ve gotten a little caught off guard by items 3, 4, and 5 below (who could have seen these coming), but here’s a list of most of the potential embarrassing headlines that we might want to be prepared to get ahead of as a 21st century FC

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At this point, better to just keep one’s head in the sand.

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Tottenhem missed yet another opportunity yesterday to let go of Fabio Paratici. The reputational damage will continue until they get their heads out of the sand and act. My piece: https://t.co/c7N0db0pKa

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@AlasdairGold I predicted it.

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@EverettReiss Thank you. It took me about 5 seconds

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In light of @FIFAcom’s worldwide extension of Italian football’s 30-month ban of Fabio Paratici, we have created the following statement for Daniel Levy to copy and paste and send to @SpursOfficial’s webmaster to update their statement. You’re welcome. #THFC