Funniest guy on this app man, he hypes up every national team imaginable, waiting for one of those teams to have a good wc so he can have his "I told you so" moment
INEC is intentionally making the process of voters registration frustrating to discourage people from getting their PVC's so that they would not vote in the up coming elections!
— trikytee
People are complaining that data is too expensive and MTN is sucking the little we have like breast.
Then MTN ceo came and said we should turn off auto update/download to save data.
God which kind country you carry me come like this?💔
i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”
giving the world cup to the usa was a stupid decision.
this tournament was supposed to bring the world together. instead we’re talking about shootings, visa issues, travel restrictions and whether fans from certain countries will even be able to attend
What's the mission of Gumi in ibadan ... Yoruba Muslim we deserve to know what you brought calamity to come and do in ibadan !!!!!
Eyin Musulumi ibadan... Kini Gumi wa se Ni ilu ibadan.......??????? E jade sita, E wa so fun wa
My son is 3. He has a best friend named Marcus from daycare. Marcus's dad and I nod at each other during pickup. That's our whole relationship.
Last Wednesday he texts me: "Marcus won't stop asking about Eli. Saturday work?"
I say sure.
He picks Eli up at 10. By 11 I'm on the couch. Not doing anything. Just. Sitting. I didn't know I missed sitting.
Noon I eat a full meal. Hot. At the table. No one grabbed anything off my plate.
2pm my wife asks what I want to do. I didn't have an answer. I forgot I got to have one.
Marcus's dad texts at 5: "They're good. Eating now."
Cool. Great. Perfect.
7:45 he calls. "Marcus is losing his mind about Eli leaving. Sleepover?"
I said yes so fast I scared myself.
Drove home. Stopped for gas I didn't need. Just stood outside in the parking lot for a minute.
Went inside. Told my wife.
She had already opened a bottle of wine.
We watched two full movies. Nobody woke us up at 6am. I laid in bed until 8:47 just because I could.
Marcus's dad drops Eli off Sunday. Eli walks in, looks at me once, and goes straight to his toys.
Didn't ask where I'd been. Didn't care.
Bro same.
Just in case you weren’t aware, the so called “patriots” are now calling Henry Nowak’s sister a “mud shark race traitor” because she has a mixed race child.
The “protests” in Southampton aren’t about his death.
They’re about rabid racism and male violence.
I personally have not moved on .
It’s a shame that Nigeria government can’t do anything to save this kids and their teachers.
I’m ashamed of this country 💔💔💔💔💔
Sultan of Sokoto and Shehu Borno cannot use Shariah to stop terrorism in both the NW and NE, but Oluwo and his deceitful gang are lying to us that Shariah will solve the insecurity problem.
Take those lies to your toilet and poop it out.
Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:
“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”