Drew Green

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I had realized the whole thing would be ad-libbed

[Megan Green @_green_MEGSnham]

When you make eye contact with your crush from across the room

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

The one thing in life you can control: Effort

#MFFL

[Drew Green @thgreen_machine]

@bmwright_ @_green_MEGSnham @Abbycado possibly was @eric_ewright

[Drew Green @thgreen_machine]

@bmwright_ and this is your butt sir @_green_MEGSnham @Abbycado

[Megan Green @_green_MEGSnham]

*Sniff* "humans"

[Megan Green @_green_MEGSnham]

I am the force. The force is with me.

[Drew Green @thgreen_machine]

@bmwright_ dude we just saw it. Amazing. No regrets!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Seamus. He's very bad at entering pools. Still a very good boy tho 11/10 https://t.co/hfi264QwYM

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Couldn't agree more.

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour

[Megan Green @_green_MEGSnham]

Guess whose birthday it is🎈🎉