Lizard Wizard

Charlie don’t surf

[PBSO @PBCountySheriff]

Personal Injury Lawyers hate for you to learn this one little hack.

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@HMelo12 Orange slices*

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@MilwaukeeTool give me free stuff pretty please

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@mickyb_what @Travonne Or that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe in the scene when he kicked that helmet in LOTR??

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@Jeep The Dude, because for some inexplicable reason it reminds me of the big Lebowski. And yes it abides.

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Left over bbq ribs w/ onions cheese and pickles and a buttered sub. Dad would be proud of this left over sandwhich

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*Full house theme song gradually gets louder*

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The more comments I read on literally anything, the more I think idiocracy was predicting the future

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i never should have gone back to school

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i just know some mf is already drawing betty white with kobe, pop smoke, chadwick boseman and mac miller

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Biden promising to cancel student loan debt

[Jorge R. Gutierrez @mexopolis]

in case you wondering

[Lizard Wizard @thiago_xj]

Everyone needs to spend time with their dads more and forgive them for any stupid discrepencies because you really never know what might happen tomorrow

[Lizard Wizard @thiago_xj]

What’s the coolest lactose intolerance rap you might be wondering? “It’s like mixing vodka and milk, I’m going out blasting.” - #mobdeep

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@_rilr_ Thanks bud!

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It’s about drive it’s about power, we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take what’s ours. -Edgar Allen Poe

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@friedyucalover @lukeyluke11 If anything it’s sweet potatoe

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@kyleschnak Your mom

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So proud of a turkey roaster