girl squirrel

financially unstable, emotionally unavailable 💋🍑

[Rod @justme_rod]

Nothing will beat 2000’s Apple marketing campaigns

[Bee-Toe 🛸✨ @Adventureswbeto]

Me when I have my AirPods in and walking anywhere:

[breezy @breezyartz]

Drew earth’s mightiest hero, waffle house girl

[Riki @biconicwomann]

servers and kitchen staff

[office ho @BleachMimosas]

This movie was ahead of it’s time

[𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾 @mjpeicott]

i can’t believe there are people in the world who don’t suffer from mental illness like… you don’t have panic attacks? manic episodes?? intrusive thoughts?? you’re just living life freely and happily??? sounds fake and i’m jealous but ok

[DUO @HeyDu0]

Listen

IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD !!!!!!!

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

He has a secret hehe

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when someone loses something i like to ask helpful questions like “where did you last see it?” and “where did you put it?” and “where is it?”

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Me if I was Henry cavills dog

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

I’m 5’10 and my girlfriend’s little sister just introduced me to her “6’3 boyfriend” and, wouldn’t ya know it, we’re the same height

[girl squirrel @thicc_squirrel]

Me and Caleb did not just come up with our 5 year business plan on a fuckng napkin 😈❤️

[. @abbyy_giirl]

okay so like which ones should i bless instagram with

[Megan 🇮🇪 @meganjrenee]

I saw a tik tok that said I don’t worry about my partner cheating I can’t control that, I just trust myself enough to be able to leave if they do and it changed my whole outlook on everything