big k

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

She was a bitch but them hoes did want her nigga

[nik @nikthealbanian]

The worst time in human history to die

[UGHLEE ✮⋆˙ @ILYBrittnei]

Never deleting this app

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

We’re failing children. These are standard first grade skills.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“Ooo! I wonder who’s at the bot-”

[𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚¹⁹ꕤ ⋆˚꩜｡ | ᵏⁱˢˢ ᵐᵉ @llovedroughtt]

If aborting is murder then donating sperm is child trafficking

[jodnetoo @jodneto]

Clonaram meu cartão de credito e usaram ele em barbados e a unica pessoa de barbados que eu conheço é a rihanna

[Mak @mak_aura]

do y’all understand how pissed you gotta be to ball your GLASSES up like toilet paper 😭😭

[indigo ⁺¹²⁷ @jwysfltr]

i came to work today to fully hand in my two weeks and the first thing my manager tells me is that i got employee of the month

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house.
Hood where???
Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay

[death of elisa౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @k0fhou_]

if Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off

[ian @vouchprima]

shit is getting heated on kindergarten twitter

[Ray @Rayumkz]

first in my blood line to read something like this 😭😭

[Mckenna the Menace @azazeltattoos]

Jigsaw really replace your fingers with knifes and say now dig up ur ass for the key

[malia @firstbiteoflove]

fui com meu primo buscar minha vó na igreja > esqueci q tava com uma saia longa que tem uma fenda na perna > me barraram de entrar na igreja por causa da fenda mostrando minha perna > uma moça foi me defender e falou que jesus também andava com prostitutas

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[quiinta🪬 @quiintassential]

i was coughing from smoking and i thought somebody handed me water but it was actually a mai tai cut-water

[g⭐ldie locs ⚢ @XOFashionKillaa]

😭😭