Jarred

27/bi/hedonist/cat dad

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

Edgerunners nearly left me as broken as Devilman Crybaby did, and that’s saying something.

[Renya @RenyaFFXIV]

Me listening to “I Really want to stay at your house” after watching Cyberpunk: Edgerunners.

#Edgerunners #Cyberpunk

[Кор⎊лева Севера @ClexaSwanQueen]

ты всё так же прекрасна, как и в день когда я тебя потеряла.

[Luc // HiddenXperia @HiddenXperia]

As a final farewell, Halo Studios just dropped a load of concept art on Zeta Halo that's seemingly from their now scrapped Halo 7...

Infinity crash site ("Helms Deep"), The Endless, a Forerunner stone city, Ancient ruins and more 😭

They should've done Campaign DLC man, we were fkn robbed: https://t.co/I7TOIna7PV

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

@XBOX @GearsofWar ThiccDarts

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

@Jkota_Nunh @disrupthephase Dalamud + title edit and make the title screen urqopacha like I did

[John Junyszek @Unyshek]

Thank you.

To the Halo community.
Thank you for your relentless passion, feedback, and support. It was a pleasure and a privilege to represent you over the last 11 years.

Whether it was meeting you in-person at events, troubleshooting issues with you online, talking to you on broadcasts, checking out your Forge creations, or sharing your constructive criticism to push for change - I truly loved it.

Your voices have helped shape the best aspects of our games. Without each of you, Halo would not be the same.

To my teammates.
Thank you for always hearing me out and letting me push for more. Whether I was asking your team to make a pivot or fix one more bug before a release, you all trusted that it would be the right call. Collaborating with so many bright people across nearly every discipline was such a unique and rewarding part of this role.

It was also an honor to have your support while leading the Gameplay Team for the last two years of Halo Infinite. I was humbled - but not the least bit surprised - that so many of you rallied to ship impactful features and community-requested updates, which ultimately brought the game to a great place for our players.

Your talent and dedication never ceased to amaze, and it pushed me to do better every day. I will always be grateful for your partnership, mentorship, and friendship.

Although I’ll be moving on to different work, I’m excited for the future of Halo and I can’t wait to experience its next steps alongside all of you.

Thank you for everything.

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

@_Rene2K @splitmaude They’re supporting on a tour near me soon and I just commented ‘good ol kanookla pook’ on the tour post and got a like from them

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

You’ve heard of the canon timeline.
You’ve heard of the Silver timeline.
Now get ready for the Vision™️ timeline.

[Nikos @nikos_on_yt]

At this point Activision should just make every Halo game after 2010 not canon and continue the story from after Halo 3, the plot from 4-infinite is narratively garbage😭

[Laurie @TheEggman64]

Arkane: closed
Ninja Theory: closed
The Initiative: closed
Tango: sold
Alpha Dog: let go
Toys for Bob: let go
Compulsion: let go
Double fine: let go
Undead Labs: let go
id - gutted
Obsidian - gutted
Halo - gutted

The speed of Xbox Studio's expansion and then contraction is wild.

[Shitty XBOX (play Control!) @ShittyHaloTakes]

>releases one kinda mid game
>fucking dies

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

Every day is 9/11 if you're a Halo fan

[((OVO⁶𓅓)) Eve🏳️‍⚧️ @Eveeeeeeeee302]

Another fantano hating ronnie radke banger

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

@numetal_moment It’s musical theatre at this point and Ronnie sounds like he’s taken vocal lessons from Brendon Urie lmao

[Cherry Velora @cherryvelora]

“real goths have piercings & tattoos, they don’t just wear black” actually real goths don’t hang out with pedophiles

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

#MasterChief117Sweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

A ride fit for a Spartan.

Follow & repost with #MasterChief117Sweepstakes for a chance to win a custom-designed Lamborghini Urus 117 Edition 1:18-scale collectible replica! 

18+. Ends 9/13/26. Rules: https://t.co/NffbLSLsyy

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

Holy fuck

[Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_]

I've always been excited about the next generation of consoles, but this time I feel incredibly numb to it all. Constant layoffs, price increases, and now no physical games? I have zero desire to even learn about "what's next", let alone part away with yet more money.

[Winter @winteryournight]

I KNEW IN MY SOUL HE WAS GONNA VISIT SANGENJAYA and we all know the REAL reason for why he’s there

[Jarred @thiccdarts]

@AncientArgonaut @pcgamer Will always say that the 3DS version is by far the best version of the game purely for how good the 3D effect is