✨lala✨

every tweet is word vomit if you know me in real life, no you don’t

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

God gives his rootinest battles to his tootinest cowboys, but that don’t mean it ain’t the Wild West

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Friend just asked me where to start watching real housewives

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

me as soon as the new year starts

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

show about gay men who play sports vs show about gay women who play sports

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

@BravoTV @peacock OMG actually fangirling rn! I hope this show is on every week!

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

@BravoTV @peacock #sundaynightfootball #realityhotseat
This has been the BEST SNF ever!! I feel like i’m actually learning something about the game. My husband is so happy we get to blend our interests. He’s a huge Heather fan 😘

[Peacock @peacock]

The life of our showgirl 🏈

#RealityHotSeat is streaming now on Peacock.

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

i’m about to write a strongly worded email. never in my LIFE have i have been tortured by an author in a PROLOGUE

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

@zoerosebryant oh my god it’s sydney sweeney

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

@ilona_maher my husband and i SCREAM every time we see you onscreen

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

i just unlocked a whole new part of instagram

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

my coworker said to me “well my boyfriends a music snob and he hated the album” and honestly i don’t know what made her think i have ever wanted the opinion of a male music snob

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Pretty much

[✨lala✨ @thiccmemekween]

why do we have to agree about the lives of trans ppl to perform a haircut

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine" - #Hacks star Hannah Einbinder after her #Emmys win