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bloo | 26 | currently into tlt, iwtv, fwyc

[⁷卌 @spidertjk]

to my int oomf, italy is dying.
south italy has been on complete strike for weeks now, farmers are on strike, truck drivers are on strike, grocery stores are EMPTY, there’s no gas at gas stations.
there’s a gigantic censorship going on, and the north (like myself) found out about

[✨old man yaoi zone 🔞✨✨ @cafedeollas]

Holy fuck https://t.co/qEXkyFf8lC

[Jason @jsonnelson]

“MIT wants to rebuild education around the things AI can't replace. That means oral exams, semester portfolios, in-person project work, and a required social component in every subject. The report even floats the idea of rethinking grades entirely, since without a GPA to optimize, much of the incentive to cheat with AI evaporates.”

[nav | sandrone's #1 boob sucker 🧪🪙🪽⚙️ @naviamacarons]

there’s been a lot of chinese lesbian stuff going around the tl today and while i’m happy that lesbians all over the world are connecting over their mutual adoration for girls i also have a Vague feeling of why this phenomenon is happening

ofc i’m glad people are-

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[p @yangcuddygf]

feast while you can is REAL LESBIAN HORROR everybody needs to read this! im sooo in love with the art

[armand's breast implant surgeon @friendofkeroppi]

is this a safe space to say that as a person who has been at least passively suicidal for over half my life that armand's rest monologues are kind of a dream scenario. like genuinely just give me the permission and serenity to go in peace and i'll go LMFAOOO

[໊ @loumadeo]

this moment is amadeo not only because he's tweaking but because of the italianness of his hands

[mars ▶️ @feelingsbyrne]

all transsexual men want is to look like robin williams in the birdcage

[ash (he/him) @coldeveryseason]

the s1 writing team and rae dawn chong deserve their 10s for making florence de pointe du lac feel like a substantial character despite her limited screentime. she's so deeply cruel to louis but you still get the feeling she has an inner world that her son just isn't privy to

[Kathy @kathysclipss]

MY ACCOUNT IS NOT SPOILER FREE! IF DANIEL MOLLOY SUCKS DICK I’M GOING TO AIR IT OUT!

[tay | loumand's defence lawyer @armandecains]

ready for whatever the vampire lestat premiere episode brings me

[🔻Inès ☫ 🔻🇩🇿🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇪🇭🇱🇧🇾🇪🇳🇨🇨🇺 @hothotZawalia]

Si vous n’avez pas vu passer, les albanais se révoltent depuis 4 nuits contre la vente de terres de réserve naturelle par leur gouvernement à la famille Trump pour en faire un lieu privé touristique

Ils ont mis feu à la maison de leur président

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru]

URGENT: Germany’s collective punishment of my family continues. They’ve now frozen my pensioner mother’s bank account, claiming I somehow “control” it too. Her savings are inaccessible — yet she has received no official notice from any German authority. No charges no due process

[Priya Satia @PriyaSatia]

“The AI is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you…”

[milly’s jurídico devil’s minion @millyxando]

bitch lemme tell you

[jodie⭐️ @princessarmand]

when u think ur doing a good job of masking ur autism at the club

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Denmark in 2026 is literally forcing Indigenous Greenlander mothers to take a test to prove they are 'civilised enough' to raise their children. If failed, the child is taken into foster care.

Child trafficking through racism and eugenics, but which is 'legal'.