matt of the year 🩻⛓️

girl whatevering my way through life 🎶🚴🏼🍳✈️📚🍿☕️🪩🏳️‍🌈

[matt of the year 🩻⛓️ @thiccormickk]

posting tulum thirst trap here before it hits the gram 🤭

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

The end of Ann Sather of Belmont

[solo 💽 @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[soph @vampyerlover]

me when I go to the cinema alone

[matt of the year 🩻⛓️ @thiccormickk]

what can I dooooo but think of youuuuu

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

the truth is i am a toy that people enjoy till all of the tricks don’t work anymore

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Pookielor @Pookielore]

let’s put her in a gay baseball comedy

[DIONE @blueliasd]

new york is not for little pussies who scream

[trïzky @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[velvet @velvetwellsoon]

classmate copied my answers and we both failed

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

accidentally made a suicide joke in front of ppl who’ve never been suicidal before

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

telling your parents about your problems is just creating another problem for yourself

[bagel 🤍 @bageloverwatch]

they gotta invent a way to be unemployed but still feel like you have a purpose in life but still have a steady income

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person