Jake

Pain

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

“We playing mane to mane defense”

[Colombe @Columba_1]

Clavicular in 2050

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @KBP9a91]

>the Ukrainian intelligence officer that has been slowly working on Laura Loomer since 2024

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

his ass stops sprinting 2 business days after he does

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

[Johnny Hot Pocket @billandhisclips]

Fixed it!

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I do this at social gatherings while my fiancée looks on with dejected resigned horror in her eyes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to tell a joke nobody laughs at

[Dikaa @YDKdikaa]

@GoochWipe Don’t open it.
It’s gonna explode and flash freeze if you attempt to open it and you’ll end up needing 4 stitches in your hand❌❌

[boss @boss_on_here]

Rob's Trump clears all others and it's not close

[AMERICA’S BALLPARK @EichelBetter]

This was fucking hilarious😭 Tryna cross check like a bitch and ended up eating the boards💀

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[New York Post @nypost]

Notorious vagrant known as 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' arrested on horrifying new charges https://t.co/S8135DDvSP

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I’m changing my fucking name asap bro

[Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91]

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

They played the Triangles dude