Markus Antonius 🐍

y'all are 🐁, so focused on the 🧀 y'all forgot the 🪤

[ri ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

i have to stand up against the dating app hate. yall talk about how everyone is “so antisocial” in public spaces, yall say dating coworkers is weird, dating someone u met at a club is lame, u don’t wanna be approached at the gym, how else r yall meeting ppl??!! 😭😭😭

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem

[ADE @golddfrm]

This scene still gives me chills

[lea 🌿 @imahyperlover]

my man is going Through It

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Solo trips are for single people with undependable friends

[Dallas Jones 🍿🎃 @deathbydialogue]

what is mamdani going to do about this

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

ryan murphy is to white culture what tyler perry is to black culture and I feel like we need to join forces to defeat them both once and for all

[rova @rovabtw]

no matter how tired you are at the end of the day, play with your pets. you’re their whole day.

[cauã 📚🩺 @lucasemsena]

imagina namorar alguém que também fosse cinéfilo, os dates iriam girar em torno de ir ao cinema

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

slayyyter needs to know that in order to be forgiven she has to d!e for Africa

[salaah @ruIe8am]

well im black so

[Jared Schuh @quesobros]

You can literally trace the closure of BioWare to Donald Trump and I’m not joking.

[Nia 🌸 @Niawins_]

These kids need PBS Kids.. instead of Tiktok & Youtube

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

The meek mill inherit the earth

[Clicky @ClickyLive]

… okay? What does he do exactly?

[lexy @slut4batman]

Please breakup with your boyfriend it’s almost Halloween

[jeanne ne sais quoi🕷️🕸️ @MetaReflexive]

THE DEVIL IS A LIAR AND THE FATHER OF LIES

[Emma🪐✨ @catalanufa_]

whole timeline in suicide watch fuck you ea

[bridget @pacinocrave]

love the part in the devils when grandier yells “be quiet” at a crying baby during confession

[Ana @_motherslug]

The average person is more likely to know Naomi Watts from The Ring than Mulholland Drive or Twin Peaks: The Return, and that’s a crime.