Fat Omelette

I'm the yolk in a world of egg whites (she/they)

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

BUTTERFLY

Out now everywhere

[Fat Omelette @thiccyolk]

Me if I died on the Titanic

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@PicturesFoIder Let’s go Bullsssss 💚💛🤘🏼🫶🏼

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@hourlytoji_ If you know the first guy you’re a gooner (it’s me. I’m gooner and I reread it literally 20 minutes ago)

[Fat Omelette @thiccyolk]

@Dumpy1738 This tweet deserves tariffs

[HXRY @HEYHXRY]

CAN I?

[Fat Omelette @thiccyolk]

@DicePom Idk how this would go into dice, but a truly cursed food I’ve seen recently: Mold aged fish

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@Dumpy1738 What did you just call me???

[Fat Omelette @thiccyolk]

New dom name: soul eater

[psicochurroz @psicochurroz]

NOSFERATU FLOW

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@amylouisev This is my life goal (sexy milf)

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@goomster @Dumpy1738 🤨 chat clip that

[Sophianeⵣ 🦇🇩🇿🦇 @HonkIfUrHoary]

When I was on SNAP, there were days when only the promise of an ice cream carton waiting for me at home got me through the workday. I will fight every single one of y’all who wants to take away sweet little treats from folks.

[Fat Omelette @thiccyolk]

@Dumpy1738 What’s an H-bomb? Hentai?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

@kanyewest Hitler woulda hated U bald fuck get off dat dick

[Dumpy @Dumpy1738]

Gave my Glock the rhino pill so it can bang longer

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

“The students don’t know what they’re talking about”

The students: