thickie

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[kravon @ImKravon]

i used to be a “😭” ass nigga but as i got older i turned into “😂” ass nigga

[◽️꠸ᦓꪖ꠸ꪖꫝ ◽️ @kalichookiss]

Me wasting all the water so barbz can’t use AI to make Nicki look skinny

[AJ @ohwowaj]

rihanna is smart as hell for quitting music on such a high and that’s why ppl remember her as a legend and not katy perry

[✨ SnowBlack ✨ @Mzzaustin_]

Built like a penis

[clea @kelelastan]

life recently

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

You gotta be under a certain body fat percentage to pull off the goatee look

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

gotta be top 10 most annoying images ever made

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[aspiring chef @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[professional tweeter with GREEN glasses @THUIZMANGOZZZ]

How people look defending billionaires

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

this is tickling me

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

when you google elvis they show you a pic of him looking a little nonbinary

[elle ✮ @sluttywikipedia]

to be black you have to have✌🏽black parents

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

ngl shaving your dick feels like a whole rebrand

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be ready to do 25 to life for they homie but can’t even do a 8 hour shift for they kids 😂😂😂

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

Jay Z please start the show a lot of niggas deodorant starting to wear off

[Sonny Hayes @Nigerianbezos]

The mind of the Horndog is a dark place