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@zarchasmpgmr @Twitter I have this problem too

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I have received a lot of questions about this: yes they are shoes for bed

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Why isn't there a pair of soft shoes that feels like skin on my feet but feels like shoes to the person sleeping next to me

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I want to make an account where I post a turd pic and you guess what fancy restaurant I ate at

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Everyone posts the “before” pictures of food but what about the after?

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What happened to the lemon confit halibut???

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Are Jeanos business casual?

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How do you whiten your inside bones?

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All I know is that people share things like cornbread recipes in the General channel and it feels a lot like Facebook

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What’s the difference between Slack and Twitter

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If I can hear you can you hear me? Asking for a friend who is pooping at work

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Ford Siesta

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The first self driving car is called the Toyota Benzo

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Just a rickety stink nugget rocketing through the bowel of the sky

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Did you know that planes fly in the part of the sky called the “Bowel”

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You can hire people to wear pencil skirts and tights and scarves but this is still a cloud wagon headed to Rensselaer

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When will airplanes not feel like sky wagons

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@bryandragon I have been talking about this

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If you liked Mystic River you might like Mystic Pizza

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Mofongo translates to diarrhea for me personally

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