F.E. HigginBathom

he/they - 26 - transsexual
massive fucking freak

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Queer literature is so important so here I’ll be making a thread of all of my favorite queer books that you should most definitely read, if you’re a queer individual or not.

[Dusty Ray @sloppjockey]

dragon. oil painting on arches paper, 5x7 inches

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

happy to bring my own pens and several notebooks and have an artistic fit of mania on your tile floor, available on short notice

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Men who shake hands every time they see each other are kissing on the mouth.

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

2/??? #comic

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

“vulvafly” by yours truly, on an eink tablet

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

1/??? #WWERaw

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

thinkin about… hear me out guys…. combination dunkin and quest diagnostics….

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

@JackBox listen, I’m so close to not talking kindly anymore. I need the sriracha curly fry burger or I won’t make it to 24. I’m from FL, I only can go to Jackbox once or twice every 2-3 years please don’t deprive me of this for any longer! I’m in TX rn I’d do anything. ANYTHING.

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

The most hated guy in the entire roller rink, coming up to me unprompted : “Ya know I’m one of the nicest guys here. Believe me.”

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

@JackBox, we have to talk- I know you thought it was fun and cute to get rid of the Sriracha Curly Fry Burger. You see, I live in FL- how was I supposed to know you didn’t have it anymore? My favorite menu item since 2019 and last night at 3am you! Simply disrespected me.

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

oh lawd he out here scarin the heauxs in the rage room

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Just got cut off by the New Leaf Vapor Co.’s Kia Soul what has the world come to- et tu Brute?

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Lady at the potato place at the mall, after I asked how her day was, said “You know, I just don’t see any point to complaining- I’ll take a bad day and make the best of it no matter what.” I said “Me personally? I love bitchin’ and whinin’”

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

If man was measured by how many tools, I’m so man

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

everytime I hatch an egg in pokemon go and it’s not vullaby I am one step closer to eternal damnation

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Me when my psychiatrist and my mostly sleeping partner who is being forced to listen to my psychiatrist appointment laugh at the same joke: “I’m a comedy genius”

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

Humanity really dipped when we stopped doing unmedicated surgery on “volunteers” in front of large audiences of academics…. Like sis u coming to the public dissection tonight? I’ll save u a seat

[F.E. HigginBathom @thickowski]

real queers use both hands to put the parking brake back down even when they put it up