Optimistic Texans Fan

Former pessimistic Texans fan #WreckEm

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

Ok

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[BJ Symons @BJSymons]

Is Ole Miss really going to cheat and play a QB that the NCAA ruled ineligible but sued in court and had a Mississippi judge issue an injunction to allow him to play?

Unbelievable. Surely the SEC going to sue Ole Miss, right? The internet is going to lose their minds

[OState AD @AlldayOstate]

Cody & Tech didn’t invent paying players, tampering, cheating or backing their players that don’t really deserve to play… they are just doing it better than the SEC for the first time in school history and they just can’t cope without another conference getting away with it too

[PassRushDiary🦅 @PassRushDiary]

Danielle Hunter #htownmade #nfl #dline #passrush #prd🦅 #Houstontexans

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Azeez Al-Shaair just posted one of the toughest edits I’ve seen on IG after getting an extension 🔥

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Houston taking Kayden McDonald is the type of greed they talked about in the bible bro

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

Does the NFL understand what they’ve just done? Who allowed Houston to do this?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I can’t believe that I think there is a chance Russini fathered Vrabel’s child. That is how nuts this has gotten. You just can’t name your kid the same name as the guy you are having an affair with. We have entered bananland with this story and nothing is off the table.

[Coach Hill @CoachMarcusHill]

8:50 start time on a Monday night for the Natty? Fuck the blue collar early risers and my 8 year old basketball loving kid I guess? You guys couldn’t figure out how to squeeze every dollar out of a 7pm start?

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

Just got the hospital bill for the birth of my first born. Going to put it on the credit card, I’m getting 2% cash back on his ass.

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

@AdamSchefter Yawn

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

Again we are just happy to be on the graphic

[On3 @On3]

The $40M College Football roster has arrived. Multiple Power 4 programs have officially crossed the mark for 2026.

Who spent the most? Get the full list of top spenders here ⬇️

[NFL @NFL]

Texans, OL Wyatt Teller agree to two-year deal. (via @RapSheet + @MikeGarafolo)

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

BANG!

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

The #Texans have agreed to terms on a two-year deal with G Wyatt Teller, sources tell me and @RapSheet. A three-time Pro Bowler with the #Browns, Teller finds a new home in Houston.

[Optimistic Texans Fan @ThickRick_5]

@Titans This is lame, those colors belong to Houston.