P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way

food for thot | ♋︎ | rock & roll & bloom & grow

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is a piece of history. put it in the smithsonian

[maff. 💫 @MathewNoKnowles]

my life has never been the same

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Miami 🌴📸

[P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way @thickslimshady]

Cursed object? You mean my resume?

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[ً @shoegase]

smoking the shit that made the residents evil

[CHAMP B 💙🧡 @lowercaseB_]

Yall be trying to embrace these bad personalities traits like it’s cool. “I’m so petty” “I get nasty when I argue” okay you’re unregulated. Go talk to someone

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reading articles during your undergrad

[aly @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[Seyir. @seyirnotlari]

Kadınlar her gün alarm kurup vücut kimyasını değiştiren hormonlar yutsun, rahmine plastik/metal parçalar yerleştirilsin, kolunun altına implant çakılsın, her ay pıhtı atma korkusuyla yaşasın... Ama iş korunmaya gelince beyler "prezervatif hissiyatımı azaltıyor yaaa" diye mızmızlansın. Yılın 365 günü, günün 24 saati üremeye hazır olan tarafın korunma sorumluluğunu, ayda sadece 1-2 gün doğurgan olan tarafa yıkması muazzam bir sistem başarısı gerçekten(!)

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[daz @MetamateDaz]

as a 27 year old i now truly understand why we were eating spaghetti multiple nights a week when i was a kid

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Man was not meant to monitor this many situations.