Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

I hate when you’re outta town like a resort or cruise and you hear ppl say the pizza was good. Pizza was the best part blah blah. You taste it and it’s bland AF. Be pissed 😭

[leci. @lecij_]

cute initials somewhere nobody can see? for the plot? drunk, late date night/vaca decision? maybe?

[leci. @lecij_]

I feel like I missed the young stupid window, but old enough for the fuck it why not window.

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

I called my home girl to ask her to remove my plate number from the app(parking app to pay for spots) . why did the mf I was w say “I think you still have yours on my phone” this the shit that irritates me because why are you lying?!? Stupid shit 😭😭

[Djehuty Ma'at-Ra @DjehutySpeaks]

Some relationships have to end for your highest good.

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Canada . Chill out with the fuckin fires every year .

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

this shit is my favorite thing to do

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Chiiile these two additions to reasonable doubt better be good 🤨

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Just whooped my neighbor ass in cornhole 4x. Had the nerve to copy how I start. See

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

I watched all of I Will Find You and all I could think of was why he didn’t wear sunglasses 🤣

I think I had high blood pressure watching this whole 30min series

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

After injuring myself doing box jumps I ain’t did nada one since . Because wtf am I training for 😭

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

I can’t compete with delusional mfs. You got it my baby

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Girl I’m like what is this poking out on the side of my screen on IG. 🤣🤣 damn instants 🤦🏿‍♀️

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Just spreading lies

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Incase nobody told you, your period gets worse as you grow older !!

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Bout to start a game. Take a shot every time the police pulls someone over because they are not making a complete stop. She pulled three ppl over within 10mins😭😭😭

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

@Smoove00777 Plus samples and shop for new stuff yeah yeah allat 🤣

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

I might just take that day off just to camp out at total wine 🤣🤣🤣

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

@TnaTheTlknTummy 🤣🤣🤣bet

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

Which HH or rooftop will I try today?

[Anastasia Beaverhousing🦂 @thickumlocs]

@Smoove00777 Morris chestnut will be in the friggin building promoting his liquor 🤭