The United States winning the World Cup is so outlandish that nobody's ever even considered it possible, which would make it even more hilarious if it actually happened.
Quarterbacks Registered as Republican:
Dak Prescott
Jaxson Dart
Drake Maye
Justin Herbert
Josh Allen
Lamar Jackson
Patrick Mahomes
Bryce Young
Jared Goff
Joe Burrow
CJ Stroud
Daniel Jones
Kirk Cousins
Aaron Rodgers
Matthew Stafford
Cam Ward
Baker Mayfield
Brock Purdy
Tyler Shough
Kyler Murray
Bo Nix
Trevor Lawrence
Sam Darnold
Fernando Mendoza
Not disclosed:
Caleb Williams
Jayden Daniels
Jordan Love
Geno Smith
Malik Willis
Quarterbacks Registered as Democrat:
Jalen Hurts
@personafag7 idk why they're celebrating as if the whole attack wasn't completely botched lmao. why would they just kill three people only to pussy out and shoot themselves in a parking lot?
one thing i will give credit to the british for is the art of insulting hooligan chants during soccer matches. i really wish this was a thing in america but alas we are cucks to the concept of sportsmanship, which we get really quite sensitive about for some reason.