My bf asked his cousin to get me from my dr. appt , I got in the car & he had some of my fave pizza in the front I was like “damn I wish I knew you were going there I would’ve order sumn” & he said “that’s yours your man got it for u” & I just
i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture
no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship
You can debate whether I’m funny or not.
You can’t debate if I’m successful or if I put Black people on. The last two are facts. Qualitative facts.
I live my dream every single day. I won.
@KevOnStage It don’t matter how great you are, how much you do for others, and even if you just be minding your business, somebody gonna always be mad about it and have something to say…. LET THEM!!!
Doechii correcting herself during her Grammys acceptance speech for Best Rap Album:
"This category was introduced in 1989, and two women have won--THREE women have won! Lauryn Hill, Cardi B., and Doechii!"
One of the greatest benefits of being with someone you genuinely click with/enjoy is getting to observe modern dating discourse like a tourist on a safari
When yall start talking about adults still depending on their parents I stfu and mind my business. Cuz my parents still come thru with the come thru even if I don’t ask. My mama drop funds in my account for no reason. My daddy will pay anything I need. Mentioned a patio set and