Grover Cleveland

3 inches of snow might be too much snow. flyover enthusiast. Apple Music enthusiast.

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

@o_hennesy get your forearm out of your dogs ass!

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Fuck marry kill:
1. Dua lipa
2. Lily Collins
3. Caleb Williams

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

I respect women more than I enjoy drinking beers with the boys (not)

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

If Cheryl Crow looked like Dua Lipa I would let her run me over with my truck

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Decisions decisions…

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Sir, a second modelo has hit the twin towers

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

If you’re not watching The Hills with me I can only assume you’re watching The Hills against me

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Snuck into the deaf section of a dua lipa concert

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I hope my dawg finished before his train came

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Going to stroke the 3 guys in my foursome today

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Top 5 reasons why my wife reminds me of Chairman Mao:
1. She murders those in opposition
2. She wants to industrialize her country
3. She likes rice
4. She swam 10 miles in the Yangtze river in roughly an hour
5. She scares the shit out of me

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

@colincowherd the fellas and I will be parked at O’Learys on Wells if you are looking to talk shop

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@ChicagosMayor why don’t you reply to me you coward? Or are you going to call me a racist? You fucking joke

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@ChicagosMayor how do you feel about Saudi Arabia owning our parking meters? Why should I ever pay a parking ticket ever if it’s going to a country that most politicians in this country won’t acknowledge?

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

My money is going to the saudis!!!!! Come save us you fucking asswipe

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

You might be the biggest piece of shit in America. Shame on Chicago for electing your dumbass

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

How about the fact that Chicago citizens are dying from gangs? You don’t seem to give a shit?

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Once more into the fray

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

Good morning. Hella creamer today

[Grover Cleveland @thicolascage]

I’m back