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Scriptwriter | Web3 Ghost Hunter | Idea Machine
Researcher. Writer.

I steal attention, not wallets.

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🥷 @ThiefInGNite]

@Solve3: The most corrupt DEX in existence?

They call it “the most corrupt DEX ever built.”

But what if that’s exactly the point?

I was preparing for another Web3 heist—looking for a way to stack bags safely, without falling for another DeFi trap. That’s when I found something wild:

A DEX built on Solana that buys votes, gives bribes, takes bribes, and is unapologetically building toward onchain plutocracy.

Let me explain 🧵

[solve3 (The first ve(3,3) DEX on Solana) @solve3fi]

Ever heard about a Win-Win DEX Mechanism?

Metadex benefit Traders, Liquidity providers, token holders, and builders.

First time on @solana ✦

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🥷 @ThiefInGNite]

@teecentralized @0xAlienWho @OmotoyosiWhite @Bigstarweb3 @judewrites_ I'm just tryna help

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@teecentralized @0xAlienWho @OmotoyosiWhite @Bigstarweb3 @judewrites_ Oh wait, I made the headline.
I'd teach you how to pick a lock if you join

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@teecentralized @0xAlienWho @OmotoyosiWhite @Bigstarweb3 @judewrites_ Better than spaces fr

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@IghomariaN69632 @FogoChain Fogo!

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@soneth_wilEth Still cooking

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@favourfc001 @zybraFi High yield ke?

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@decentr9 @alt4decentra Yk ball,
But banga will bang harder this Sunday

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@teecentralized @purplexoxoo There are more Africans with mental issues than you can think.
It's just so normalised for a continent born in trauma

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@defiprincess Problem isn't that crypto is weird,
Human beings are weird

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@BrahminLFC @jon_d_doe Nawa for you o😂

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@JupiterExchange I'm not opening the door, it's definitely skin walkers

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@jon_d_doe As e dey spend this money shame go dey catch am deep down in his heart😂

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🥷 @ThiefInGNite]

You're welcome

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ELON MUSK Just Posted This!
Stop engagement farming if you don't want to lose your account.

If this came to your feed organically, Like and Reply to fix your algorithm Quick!

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@teecentralized All is fair in love and war

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@teecentralized @grok @0xAlienWho I ain't reading allat 🙏🙏😭

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@grok how do I get these accounts deleted?
Dem pour spit for my face

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@grok @0xAlienWho @teecentralized Yoo, chill out @grok

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@teecentralized @0xAlienWho @Solve3 I don't even know what to say,
Wish y'all a happy marriage?

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@Solve3: The most corrupt DEX in existence?

They call it “the most corrupt DEX ever built.”

But what if that’s exactly the point?

I was preparing for another Web3 heist—looking for a way to stack bags safely, without falling for another DeFi trap. That’s when I found something wild:

A DEX built on Solana that buys votes, gives bribes, takes bribes, and is unapologetically building toward onchain plutocracy.

Let me explain 🧵

[solve3 (The first ve(3,3) DEX on Solana) @solve3fi]

Ever heard about a Win-Win DEX Mechanism?

Metadex benefit Traders, Liquidity providers, token holders, and builders.

First time on @solana ✦

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🥷 @ThiefInGNite]

@0xAlienWho @teecentralized @Solve3 Wait o,
Na under my post una dey do love?