ThiefInLaw

Christian (Reformed/Protestant). Puritan-stock American. Constitutionalist. Geopolitics. Anti-Deep State. Anti-Technocracy. Free Speech. Molon Labe. LUKE 12:49.

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

SHOCKING CONFESSION: Former Cleveland Clinic Medical Director Dr. Daniel Neides breaks down in tears, apologizing to ALL his vaccinated patients.

"I didn’t provide informed consent…ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE on my part and I apologize to my patients."

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

@TheCriticalDri1 It’s amazing how different instruments can amplify fart noises into music.

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

So all this time I thought Lindsey Buckingham was the other chick that didn’t sound like a billy goat.

[Guitar Player @GuitarPlayerNow]

The guitarist says the once-estranged couple are “talking all the time now” and suggests that “quite a few things will reveal themselves” next year https://t.co/CvY1mjDybG

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

Reception area. The black & blue color scheme has a clean look. I think the picture really ties everything together. I’m kinda like that Russian that got lost in the Pine Barrens.

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

Probably an Indian gynecologist. I’m just speculating.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American woman just finished her gynecologist checkup

As she looks around the room, she realizes the top part of the door to the exam room is actually see-through glass

Right outside is a camera…..

This is in Arizona

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: RED CROSS DELETES VIDEO AFTER MIGRANT MURDERS BRITISH WOMAN

The Red Cross made a sympathetic cartoon video showing the journey of Sharif, an Afghan travelling to Europe

When Sharif got there he MURDERED a British Woman and stuffed her body into a suitcase

They wanted you to feel sorry for him but he killed a young woman like the savage that he is

The Red Cross must be held to account for the blood they have on their hands

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

@warDaniel47 More bullshit to manipulate the stock prices so he & Lutnick can cash in?

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Yikes

[TRENDING ➞ 911 @911NewsBreaks]

ALERT: 🚨 Police in Wisconsin used FLOCK CAMERA TECH to track a man across state lines to create a PRETEXT TO SEARCH his car for weed.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I know why everything sucks...

...and it's because everything is fake

We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything.

We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves.

Then they are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach fake education and they get fake jobs.

We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research.

We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products.

We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage.

We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real.

We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat.

We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments.

We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths.

We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months.

We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made.

IT. IS. ALL. SO. FREAKING. FAKE.

And we all yearn for what was once real.

Don't you remember? Did you forget?

There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract.

When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does!

When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them.

When a family could live off a single income.

When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it.

When schools was HARD... and that was the point!

When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house,

When you bought something once... and it was yours forever.

When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad.

And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!!

The man who was arrested for MOL*STING 9 CHILDREN in metro Atlanta GA...

...HAS BEEN ARRESTED 9 PREVIOUS TIMES with over 20+ CHARGES... INCLUDING MOL*STING 4 CHILDREN BEFORE!!!!

WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

Possible fight of the year? Make this happen!

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

That bear was smart to walk away…. he got to keep his vision. I’ve seen a cat permanently blind a pit bull. Cat vs anything, my money is on the cat.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

A tense standoff between a bear and a kitty that thinks it's a lion.

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

@NiceGuyMersh WTF? That looks like Captain Spaulding.

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

My Joe Rogan-head kettlebell makes for a badass boat anchor.

[ThiefInLaw @thiefinlaw]

@NiceGuyMersh @PolkCoSheriff That would make a badass deer stand.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

A whistleblower came to my campaign with evidence implicating @ByronDonalds in a felony crime.

Unless he comes clean publicly, I will be forced to hold a press conference in Tallahassee on Thursday and release the evidence myself.