Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes

Horny fandom sideblog. Was originally Lupin III but now I have gay pirate brainrot. Call me Angela. She/her. Queer af. 18+

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

It's Angela from the OFMD meet up, if I just added you I grabbed your name from the group chat.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

The NYPD would rather waste all their resources on a perp walk than save a woman burning to death.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

This is good because if they keep letting Shrinking cast members make Muppet movies eventually we will get to find out what Harrison Ford’s Muppet movie is.

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

Jumping ship and moving to bluesky: https://t.co/nnblAXeRQN

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Elon Musk is going to get nuked by Tesla shareholders.

Gavin Newsom is cutting him out of ALL EV TAX CREDITS for his anti-American behavior. MAJOR Newsom W.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

RFK Jr
-thinks wifi causes cancer
-doesn’t believe in AIDS
-thinks Covid was created by Jews and Chinese and it doesn’t infect them
-thinks fluoride makes kids trans
-is against all vaccines
-contributed to the measles deaths of 83 people (mostly kids)
-committed sexual assault

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

This is perhaps the greatest coup The Onion has ever pulled.

To manifest one of their headlines into reality…

[GL @gldivittorio]

False. As a scholar of Rousseau Moo Deng was using the invocation of free will to delineate that when the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich

[zae @itszaeok]

maybe this was interpreted wrong maybe moo deng was predicting trump will get eaten alive idk

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

You don’t even know

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

I won 2 drink tickets for going to a gay bar dressed as Chappell Roan

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

Mark Mothersbaugh did the music for OFMD, which means that he and Rhys Darby have probably met, and I NEED to know what kind of conversations they've had because they're both absolute freaks of nature (complimentary)

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

What should I get for dinner?

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

That "footprints in the sand" proverb but instead of being about Jesus it's about Mark Mothersbaugh doing the soundtrack for everything that I love.

[Lupin Arrested For Horny Crimes @thievingthots]

RIP Lucius Spriggs you would've loved doing poppers at the SWEAT tour

[Daily Union Elections @UnionElections]

Wow, you're telling me that Amazon owner Jeff Bezos stopped the Washington Post from endorsing Harris-Walz? The guy who would benefit the most from a Trump NLRB since it would get the joint employer rules that theaten their delivery slavery model?

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Here is another clip of Ben Shapiro getting walked all over when it comes to abortion rights and his divisive rhetoric.
What makes this better is that a transgender man is doing it.