Taylor Thiex

Uw-Stout📚Tech-Ed Major. I’m just here for the funny tweets. HUGE BUSCH LIGHT ENTHUSIAST

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

If you think animals shouldn’t sleep in the bed with you..I hate you.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

You know you have the best guy friend when he messages you “what’s wrong sweetie” and follows up with an ill pick you up on the way to the bar tomorrow. Did I mention he’s the asshole bouncer that no one likes..

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Did I mention the part where I got ready in the bar bathroom and transformed myself from homeless looking to a solid 7 in 15 minutes...

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Offered to make my not boyfriend a pizza at the bar and he replied “pizza? I can’t take you out for steak?”. And oh boy I think I’m in love.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

I hate women. Lol. Y’all let jealousy run your lives. Fix it. Be confident. And not a dumb bitch. Words of advice from me.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

So my new drunkin idea is that I’m going to start collecting coasters from every bar I visit.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

This girl came into the bar tonight and bashed me for being a bartender. Like ok bitch did you just make 47$ an hour. No. Tell me again how I didn’t make shit.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Break my heart and my mom will just take me shopping for new shorts...who’s the real winner now!

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Day drinking is better than night drinking.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Someone said I was a hot dog mom and it’s probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten😂

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

My exes baby mom refused to acknowledge I was even there and discouraged my existence in her sons life when I had so much love to offer.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

For Mother’s Day I helped my boyfriends son make a flower pot and a huge card for his mom who I also adore. She is the best co-parent and such a nice human. She helps me with anything I need and we even hangout on holidays as a family. Some moms out there could learn from her.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Just astonished by how many people are telling me not to get a Pitbull because they are “aggressive” and “savage”. Listen here Barbra, my little Pitty is going to be more well behaved than your damn kids.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Finally turn 21 and buy a new set of darts and all the bars get shut down.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

My professor posted homework over spring break. Which is highly illegal.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Spent my day yesterday watching Grey’s Anatomy, drinking Chocolate Wine and occasionally crying. It was a good day.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

There’s no worse heartache than losing your favorite bar customer who became family over the years.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Adulting is wrapping your own presents from your parents...unless that’s just me. Yeah probably just me.

[Taylor Thiex @thiex_taylor]

Today Maverick got to meet my favorite professor...that’s right, I snuck my dog into stout.

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