HarryThighles

🍉🥝In real life, I’m a middle aged, married woman with a mortgage and a full time job. Here, I am an angsty fangirl with a lot of feelings about Harry Styles

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@Gi_Saudi Interesting! Is your economy going to switch from oil to refined dissident blood for energy? I didn’t know journalists, women, gays, and migrant workers were a renewable resource in Saudi Arabia.

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@politicalth0t YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND TO BE HER DOTING BOYFRIEND YOU DOLT!

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@moroccancocoa lol is this exactly what happened to me when I got a perm in the 2nd grade. There is no chemical or iron strong enough to put so much as a wave in my straight ass hair 😂

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@lmsocurious Oprah has always been garbage

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@cryptocaoineadh The only exception is if an older Black lady calls me baby. I don’t know what it is, but every time it happens it’s like a warm hug. (For some reason women of other races never say this to me, but I’m sure if they did it would be equally lovely).

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@PicturesFoIder I never want to hear a man say “women are so emotional” ever again. This monster murdered his sister over a video game.

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@nikangel39 @heyyitsjanea She did buy him other gifts, they were all extras for the computer. Games and accessories. The computer was his main big gift

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@Title9IsUseless @bfhermann @dremilyportermd If that photo is you, it looks like you have a couple of them. Don’t be greedy, why don’t you share with your buddy Bruce

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@ThatRealZeitGuy @bfhermann @dremilyportermd You are so right. This dudes family tree must look like a broom handle.

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@zerochills …that’s a bad tip

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@RealSkipBayless @undisputed I hope your whole career implodes for this misogynistic bullshit. @NFLonFOX take the trash out

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@RealSkipBayless Your resemblance to Grand Moff Tarkin will distract me from being able to sleep tonight, but I can still focus on how fucking stupid and misogynistic you are. And if Taylor played wide receiver the chiefs would have the next Super Bowl in the bag because all she does is win.

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@bfhermann @dremilyportermd Why is it always some chinless dude who looks like a thumb with a receding hairline that feels the need to talk to women that way?

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@WarriorZoltar This is such a thoughtful, loving gift. 💗

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@clareblackwood It makes NO SENSE. I did not take my husbands name when we married and now I’m legally changing my name because I hate my birth family and I’m STILL not taking it. No normal person had a legacy and within 3 generations is forgotten anyways.

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@jojo2020 @Luke25160256 @VisionaryVoid @Morbidful I remember that day. Up until the second plane hit, most people thought it was an accident. It had happened before

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@jennifercarolyn I was a senior in high school in the most Muslim city in the world outside of the Middle East. The first football game after 9/11 the other school was hurling insane islamophobic racial slurs and my hometown was a consistent punching bag on the local news. There was NO unity

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@MrsRieB I’m 39 and American and we had that song too. “Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms!”

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@AkanaPhenix Awww, sweet summer child. Lol, yes they were everywhere, but not always in an enclosed booth and they were usually really sticky and dirty and you had to call everywhere collect if you didn’t have change.

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@DrZedZha I really hope you’re my neighbor. I would joyfully accept your bribe. My dog isn’t super playful because he’s old and lazy, but he would love to sit on the couch with you and your dog.