Official Plant Daddy

Go follow @LexoLuthoro for jokes that don't involve cum or buttholes- as much.

Happily Married, she/they, 21+ 🔞

Sub to my OF, u know u want to.

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

Each of these sets are for sale 20 bucks. Extra cash equals extra content.

PayPal: LexoLuthoro
CashApp: $CROCUSANDBLACKTHORN

DM me mami's and papi's.

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

@tankcesar

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

@tankcesar But-but- my hemorrhoids

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

I need this man biblically. I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.

[𓁼 Matt Bailey 𓁼 @BAILEYDRAWS]

Fucktober Day Nineteen:
Can't Get Enough.

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

letting lust consume me entirely

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

Hiiiiii

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

@tankcesar Is pussy and option?

[𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙻𝙰 @LailaPalestini1]

Say it again!!!

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

Them spotting Bigfoot: OH SHIT RUN

Me spotting Bigfoot: But does the dick match the name

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

All dicks.
All good.
👍

[𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐 @budweiserbreath]

Men who eat box on the first link go to heaven

[AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429]

Eye contact with intent 🥹

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

could be us

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

Hi, it's me...

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

woman during sex: "Mmm, be gentle"
same woman during sex: "Hit me with that fucking brick so I can cum".

I love women.

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

I just need a hug, and I don't say that often.

[Official Plant Daddy @thighslappin]

I've been married since 2011, and I'm about 100 lbs heavier.

Also, I know how to cut a steak.

[not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle]

where are the women like this ??

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

*tugs on your choker* listen here you stupid brat