The Bible: get married so you dont have to fornicate to have sex. Make lots of babies
Catholics: i should marry an ugly woman so that im never tempted to touch her. Day 1 nofap btw
If a woman gets convicted of "manslaughter" after confessing to a premeditated triple child murder, I don't ever want to hear about "male privilege" ever again.
Every time I get close to starting a form 1, I open the application to realize I don’t care enough to find my local sheriff. Haven’t even gotten to the thumb print section yet
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Everyone mocks our ancestors for burning witches but it makes sense when you realize they were making an example out of lunatic women like this. Burning witches performed an important tribal function in preventing social contagion among sympathetic conformist women.
the other day while i was at school, we were expecting a celebrity visit, we didn't know who it was as it was meant to be a surprise, it turned out to be netanyahu, who chose to sit with me, and then he pulled out his phone, showed me this, and said ''you will never have this.''