bimbo baggins

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

“They took the trees then sold us back the fruit”

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

The film/advertising industry is wild and capitalism is weird as hell. I just made more money pretending to do my job on camera than I will when I clock in and actually do my job later 🫡

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

anyway, happy 2 years to me!!!

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

my mom texted me the other day to tell me I look autistic

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

my tattoo artist is talking me through it, I’m sat

[trevy @chillextremist]

Getting hit by a car in a non serious way would be huge for me right now

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[queen b @mothmanhunny]

flabbergasted is such a good word like bitch yeah u really gasted my flabber fr

[໊ @sonohoor]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[nova @comfypill]

do u ever just delete a tweet halfway through writing it because u realize ur fucking annoying

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

mental health down 2 points, knitting up 3

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

I love it here because Uber drivers will not speak to you

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

going to make out with my server at the cheesecake factory because he just brought us bag of bread and butter to take to the movies

[temple runner @misscalcula]

give me 2 adderall and a law degree and i will free luigi mangione

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

Paddy “The Baddy” Pimblett and I have the same haircut and I think that’s cute

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[bimbo baggins @thighvy]

Trying to get hit by one of these Waymo cars