A high-school student was asked to write a short essay on why he is grateful to God.
He wrote:
Dollar: ₹96
Petrol: ₹111/litre
Milk: ₹100/litre
Onions: ₹54/kg
Sugar: ₹60/kg
Dal: ₹125/kg
Gold: ₹1.5 lakh/10g
“Thank you, God, for ensuring that while everything else keeps going up, school pass marks are still only 35!” 😄