Laolu⁷

Funaabite, avid reader and a lil’ Bora cadet💜

[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

Hi! I'd like to apologise to everyone who got a link sent to their DM from me.
You see, I've been hacked. I stupidly clicked on a link and since then I've been having issues with my account, and one of those is that link being sent to random people's DMs
I apologise again.

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my entire day finding companies abroad that are actively hiring remotely. I found a few companies all hiring remote workers and compiled them into one sheet.

Roles cover social media, graphic design, content writing, video editing, virtual assistance, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond.

Mode of application has been added, so all you have to do is send your CV & portfolio where necessary.

https://t.co/vDQmYEGcW5

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Dear Nigerians, PAY ATTENTION!

This is disturbing, I can’t even sleep.

Tinubu is implementing — SAP 2.0, a program of the IMF. It will lead to premium tears.

Babangida tried it & it failed woefully.
In fact, it led to Anti-SAP Riots in 1989.

SAP caused the rapid depreciation of the Naira, inflation, widespread hunger, & cost of living crises. The protests forced IBB to call for the 1993 Presidential Election that produced MKO

BAT is implementing the same failed policies in 2026. SAP or (Structural Adjustment Program) is exploitative. It was carefully designed by the IMF & World Bank to ensnare developing nations into debt traps & neo-colonial reliance.

Chief MKO Abiola was fiercely against it.

He was vehemently against these Bretton Woods Institutions. Nigerians should know their History. “My people perish for lack of knowledge.” Bola Tinubu is out to destroy Nigeria completely. You can read more here:

https://t.co/9EQfZsGAm5

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

On a Monday morning in March 2023, Amara Nwosu woke up to discover she had bought a house.

She had not bought a house.

She had never signed any document.

She had never met the seller.

But somewhere in the Lagos land registry, her BVN, her NIN, her signature — perfect, precise, indistinguishable from the one she had used her entire adult life — had authorised the purchase of a property worth ₦47 million.

And the loan taken to buy it was in her name.

Amara was 34.

A data analyst at a telecoms firm in Victoria Island.

She was the kind of person who used different passwords for different accounts, who read privacy policies, who had set up two-factor authentication on everything she owned before most Nigerians knew what two-factor authentication meant.

She was, professionally and personally, a woman who understood how data worked.

Which is why, when she saw the loan alert on her phone at 6:47am, her blood went cold in a specific way.

Not panic.

Recognition.

Someone had been inside her life.

[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

@peng_writer

[zaraé.ng @xahrasidi]

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[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

@lostdiadem21 @EmilySm43 Smart, cause bam is night.

[not so Tiny wura🧍🏽‍♀️💗. @jisolarsbp]

probably the most beautiful items you’ll see today.🫶🏽

[stephen. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @iHateYou4r]

i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice

[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

@a__vanita I just finished it, and it was rushed. Good, but rushed.
It's just one new thing after another hitting you square in the face.
There isn't enough time to properly mete out punishment to the PM or the other guy, everything is just rushed.
Kinda disappointing ngl.

[shala 💙 @pretty_moni_]

I hate how it's mostly Namjoon focused accounts that are talking about the RM X SFMOMA exhibition... It's such a historical and rare event and should be talked about a lot more.
Namjoon is reaching heights that no one else will ever dream of touching. I'm so so proud of him
#RM

[zaraé.ng @xahrasidi]

I’m a fashion designer

I sell corporate and modest outfits
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[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

@tsxtot7sam Ouuuuu
Drop the link babes

[zaraé.ng @xahrasidi]

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[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

This post is a perfect example of how misinformation mixed with outrage spreads online.

Yes, being named on a UK birth certificate can give an unmarried father parental responsibility, which may make certain legal processes easier.

But the rest of this rant is emotionally manipulative nonsense.

A man who is not on a birth certificate is NOT powerless. UK courts can still order or facilitate DNA testing in disputed paternity cases. The Child Maintenance Service can also deal with paternity disputes. The law does not simply allow women to randomly “hang babies” on innocent men for 16 years with no legal remedy.

Also notice how the writer automatically assumes every woman who doesn’t list a father is part of some “demonic paternity fraud scheme.”

No mention of:
- abusive relationships
- absent fathers
- coercion
- safety concerns
- uncertain paternity
- men refusing involvement during pregnancy

Apparently every situation must be twisted into a cartoon villain narrative about evil women trapping men.

And the irony is incredible:
He complains about manipulation while using fear, insults, and rage-bait language like “crooks,” “demonic,” “retarded,” and “wicked criminals” to emotionally inflame people instead of accurately explaining the law.

If your argument is strong, you shouldn’t need conspiracy theories and gender-war hysteria to make it.

[Laolu⁷ @thin_fingerss]

"I'm not physically abusive towards my wife. Why would I be? It's such a foolish thing to do. No. I choose emotional abuse and manipulation instead"

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“The best punishment a man can give a woman is malice 😭 just ignore her, stop talking to her and come home late…

It’s better than physically beating a woman. Any man that beats his wife is a BIG FOOL”

— Frank Edoho

[zaraé.ng @xahrasidi]

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[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Would be useless if we don't use it so use it! Please

[elli 🪽₊˚⊹ @knmjdoll]

“We’re now going to progress to some steps which are a bit more difficult. ready? set and begin”

[star⁷ SEEING BTS 10x!! @blushmoonie]

im crying, someone just casually posted the WHOLE CONCERT? 😭😭😭😭https://t.co/keJFS0xDuU

[Anthonia⁷ 🪭 ⊙⊝⊜ @darkflame_2013]

I need Tinubu out before BTS comes to Nigeria. Armys please go and get your voter’s card.