Me: Holy fuck I canโt believe I might be pregnant
Ed: This wouldnโt have happened if you had starved and lost your period like I told you to ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
One of my friends knows about my ed and still brags to me every day about how little heโs eaten so like....
.. nice??? Iโm glad for you????? Get fucked though
Like....... weโve never made out... or danced together...... or even hung out alone....................... someone gotta collect their mans and it ainโt me bc I donโt claim him
Made out w a guy in the club last night and now one of my guy friends is mad bc I โbetrayedโ him........................ I literally donโt know when he decided that we were together Iโm shook