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[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@LGRWProspects What does this mean for Simon Edvinsson and contract talks?

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Well enjoy sitting in the press box this season Dylan

[Helene St. James @HeleneStJames]

In two-plus months since requesting trade from Red Wings, Dylan Larkin has not expanded his list (he has no-trade clause) from Florida, Minnesota, Vegas. No offers from those teams have intrigued Wings. They want value-now players for a 1C with very favorable contract.

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@dohnnyjrama @FlyersNation Waphhhhh

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@TneckTFXC @coachwwest So since it’s a black guy who clearly looks to be fighting a ref, it means there are other agendas? Even though that’s the incident the tweet is referring to!!?? lol

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@TneckTFXC @coachwwest What other agendas?? lol, this guy clearly fought a ref. Not sure how that would be another agenda here.

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@NJTRANSIT you guys fucking suck

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@AnsarKhanMLive Will Faulk be able to play tn

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@RyanSura18 I thought Canadians were boycotting the US?

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

Kane breaks the record for most point by an American thanks to to Ben Chariot, stay hot @JFreshHockey

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@JFreshHockey Mate just say you hate the wings, you freak out every time when talking about them

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@01CenturyCustom Sheeet alright

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

I’m at the point of drunkenness where I only pee outside

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

Wearing eye black for the Rebs game today

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

I can’t stand these fucking retards

[Crissy Froyd @crissy_froyd]

So, Ole Miss didn’t let Lane Kiffin speak to the team or coach in the postseason?

If that’s truly the case, it’s hard to paint Lane as any type of bad guy.

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@01CenturyCustom Finally some truth on this app

[Flat Stanley on Twiter @thincrustluver]

@jpolly22 As a redwings and USA fan he should not be making the team

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Getting a $16 coffee at drive through

Them: good morning how are you
Me: good how are you?
Them: good, can I have a name for the order?
Me: Bob Gucci
Them: Will you be ordering a breakfast food item?
Me: no, just coffee
Them: are you a rewards member with us?
Me: no
Them: would you like to become one?
Me: no thanks
Them: would you like to round up to the nearest dollar for our homeless foundation
Me: most homeless people want to be homeless, look it up, no thanks
Them: what can i get you today?
Me: a regular iced coffee, just black
Them: milk or sugar?
Me: no, just black
Them: you said regular ?
Me: yes or whatever is medium sized
Them: we have regular and large
Me: ok, regular please
Them: would you like to join the army today?
Me: what?
Them: would you like to join the army
Me: not right now, no thanks
Them: phone number ?
Me: my phone number?
Them: yes we see you through the camera you’re so hot you’re in the Escalade?
Me: no, that’s the car behind me
Them: oh, first window please
Me: ok thanks

[tCo @morrtweets]

Driving cars you can’t pronounce in places you can’t afford 🗣️

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