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JD got me working

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Ascend with me. DM for venmo.

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@Headlin35006781 @washingtonpost Nothing more viral than my sister's starter that she has nurtured through breeding hers and her eleven woke, polygamous, partner's vaginal yeast. I packed some in my foreskin like a zyn and I feel like Archimedes.

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@mjgraham817 @Silentsnak83081 @Bluestown901 @libsoftiktok Reality has a liberal bias

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Pete Hegseth doing mandatory testosterone inspections.

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@KarenT95671 @bennyjohnson

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@rancher523 @mattxiv Shut up bitch

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@AricHanson1 @EricLDaugh He’s gay and the song is about gay cruising

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@BlueLiberal3 @CattardSlim Bot

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@semicrass @CattardSlim @GOP @catturd2 Beyond recovery

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@3YearLetterman Like a true American patriot.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

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@LarsNegev31806 @brieche52084083 @theMakarioz @68freezegopher Put them on a list and attack them with lawsuits. Immaculately on brand.

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@JimNordt @ButtHurtedLibs @barstoolsports Wife? Money? Measurable dick? Where are you getting these assumptions from?

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@TabNumlock @no_kings @RealJamesWoods Can you read? What the actual fuck are you talking about?

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@Biker_Beat_Down @RealJamesWoods @elonmusk

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@MattWalshBlog You should have been aborted.

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 2: Lindsey Graham

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@CaptainFantas15 @__DAVE__2020 @guanon5 @3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir @funeralinsider You’re retarded

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@MarkSchmid86563 @Geo88888888888 @GuntherEagleman You act like the majority of degenerate drug addicts in this country aren’t white trash lol. If you feel shamed as a white American then you are admitting that you suck and are shit at everything. Look at the garbage grammar, capitalization, and punctuation use. You must be vaxxd

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@KirkConole @libsoftiktok @PlanetOfMemes That’s the gayest thing I read all week. I don’t want to know what’s on your hard drives.