I went to the @hankgreen show in SD tonight and never in my life did I think I would hear him utter the words “two grown men shitting into each other’s asses” it was fucking killer
I’m at a grocery store that is playing thunderstorm sound effects during the vegetable mist shower. This is the most beautiful experience in the world.
Bummed out about the news that Squishmallows are owned by a violently zionist company? Don't know what else to buy for your loved ones? Here's a thread of my personal plush brand recommendations
my dad is an entomologist, so I often find that something I have basically always known about bugs totally blows regular people's minds. I'm gonna start a thread of sick bug* facts that normies may or may not know.
*using bug in the colloquial sense. entomologists stand down.
I have the tiniest bone spur from getting my wisdoms out and yet it is in such a perfect spot for stabbing my tongue that I’m ready to cut the whole dam thing off
I’m hoping this reaches the right person
Wood carving is a dying art. I’m lucky enough to know one of the last living master carvers, Sayatt; in Hollywood CA. In 3 years, Sayatt will be retiring & shutting down his historic family business. Then that’s it.
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yesterday I was explaining whamageddon to someone who’d never heard of it while we were listening to christmas music and the very next song that played was last christmas… my mind is too powerful
those ppl who ask how you’re doing but then immediately launch into whatever it is they actually want to talk about while you’re still in the middle of the obligatory “I’m good”? jail. immediately.
Contamination is the biggest threat to the recycling system.
It adds cost, lowers quality, slows the process, and can lead to worker injuries.
Here are 12 things you should never put into your recycling bin, dumpster, or chute 🧵: