Thingos On Ringos

Hi everyone. I'm Ringo and I love things being placed upon my loaf of bread

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

@WD18Fans @wesleyhoedt He was amazing yesterday, man of the match by miles

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I’ve signed this little bear dude & now I’m gonna hide him somewhere in beautiful Barcelona for someone to find and take home.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The Spain women's football squad say in a joint statement they will not play any matches until Spanish FA president Luis Rubiales has resigned 🇪🇸

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

The bridge that comes from Sweden turns into a tunnel under the sea and reappears in Denmark; both countries united by this wonderful work of Engineering.

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If AI starts becoming a burden, just unplug it.
Like we did with nan.

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

@rickygervais there's one for your collection 😉

[Pim Gunzel - Componist des Vaderlands @pimgunzel]

Stieren loslaten in de straat. Om ze te pesten. Ieder jaar weer. Ik haat het. Ik haat het. Arme dieren. Gisteren nam er eentje wraak in de straten van #Teulada. Laat ik maar niet zeggen wat ik denk.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: An iceberg the size of London has broken off the Antarctic ice shelf

[Daniel Martin @Daniel_J_Martin]

NEW: Liz Truss is set to draw up a resignation honours list - despite only having been in the job for six weeks. https://t.co/dhmgdwHaBH

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

Are you really a Lord? 🤦

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Listen scum bag most who work from home watch more TV than work. There are a few exceptions but the majority are lazy gits. When some of my companies recruit the first question asked by some applicants is "can I work from home" . They are shown the door .

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

Can of Amstel

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

The daily mail 🤦

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Smirking Gary Lineker accused of mocking football fans after he began Match of the Day by reading out last week's scores https://t.co/5uObkqtiLu

[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

cheers for the PR

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

This bastard is getting a bashing later

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

Only Conneckedabottle

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

Wow I really seem drunk, don’t I?
I normally hide it better. 🎄🍾

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

@SpanishGooners You need 21 for an easy draw...

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona have confirmed Lionel Messi will leave the club this summer

[Matthew W. Johnson @Drug_Researcher]

What's the best drug? It depends on how you ask. @davidjcox_ & I systematically examined major drug classes. Uppers, downers & all-arounders (psychedelics). What's your favorite substance? What's your most frequently used substance?

[Thingos On Ringos @thingsonringo]

@prodnose Busy boy!!